It's been some time since I last posted a scambait, or infact did any scambaiting at all. I am getting back into it after reading the kind comments on the previous one (Gender Confusion) made me want to get back into this. There are still so many scammers out there, but I am gonna do my little part to fight them! As usual, the scammer's e-mails will be italics, my replies in nomral and additional commentary in bold.
This particular bait started with the idea of just trying to confuse and abuse the scammer, and it just went from there. Enjoy!
Dear Friend ,
How are you? With the hope that you and your family are ok.Sorry for sending you this message, I just hope and pray that you will understand and be of assistance to me. Story of my life is so sad, but i am hoping you can bring back joy, love and affection .
I lost my parents and all my family in the tsunami disaster, 26th Dec. 2004. Its difficult to forget this day in my life. I am the only survivor in my family because i was away to college in Jakarta when it happened. Since then i have tried to live on my own, without any family, each day of my life i face lot of trauma. I dont want to tell you so much about my life story because you never caused my predicament, but just need you to help me relocate my trust fund which my late father kept for me in a safe deposit box with a private safekeeping company here in Jakarta, Indonesia
The safe contains $5,000,000 usd in cash. I want you to help me contact the company in Jakarta, that you are my late father's associate, so that the safe deposit box can be shipped to you. I dont have any experience to manage this sum of money. Please help me to be my investment manager to make this money useful to me, so that i can have hope for good future, continue my education and live a normal life again.
You can have 30% of this, while I have 70% in our joint investments. I want to move out of Indonesia as quickly as possible to meet with you after you have received the safe , because each day i live in trauma and fear of another possible Tsunami. Please dear friend, i trust you not to abandon me in this my situation. Help me now. I hope to get your reply. With lots of love,
Dewi Laksmi.
Note: pls sir for you to beleive what i tell you and not think its just a funny story on internet, i hope to send you my photo, my national identification,my phone number and i will also be available to chat with you .
Pretty standard scam. Nothing very entertaining yet...
I am deeply touched by your story. Please let me know how I can help you.
Hugh G. Rection
Dear Hugh G,
Thanks for your message of today. I really happy to heard from people with good mind that are ready to assist.
I will like you to stand as my family friend and somebody who can also assist my in good area of investment too. I will introduce your the company where the is been kept for safe keeping immedaitely I received your details.
Please, could you give more details about yourself.
Thanks, as await your response, God bless
Dewi Laksmi.
I run an investment company here in New York City. I am interested in expanding my business outside of the USA, and your e-mail may hold the key to this. Please let me know how we can do business.
Hugh G. Rection
Please, let me hear from you. I have been expecting your message regarding my last mail.
Dewi
Sorry I did not write back write away, things have been quite busy lately. I am once again available, so we should be able to conduct our business.
Hugh G. Rection
Dear Hugh,
Please, you do not answer my request in my last mail before this. Can you come over to Indonesia or not? Which means do you want to me send you the money.
Remember, we must enter an agreement before I release the fund to you.
Thanks, while await your response as regards
Dewi Laksmi
I can indeed come to Indonesia. Let me kow when.
Hugh G. Rection
Dear Hugh,
Thanks for your mail of today, i am so glad to hear from you once again. The content of your short message is well understood by me.
Immediately, i received your mail, I quickly called my father contact in the Safe Keep company that my father partner is ready to come and take the fund for investment. He asked me to come and see him, which I just did before responding to your mail.
He told me to file in an application by tomorrow for the release of the fund, but I promised him that immediately you arrived Indonesia, I will pay up the accumulated servicing charges.
Please, I will like you to come between now and next weekend, so that we can round everything up. It will just take us two days to finish all arrangement then you go back to your country.
Please, let me know the date and the day that will comfortable for you to come Jakarta, Indonesia.
I will like to have your Telephone number and country address.
Thanks, while I expect your response soonest
Miss Dewi Laksmi
I shall go the travel agent today and book a flight. I look forward to doing business with you.
Hugh G. Rection
Dear Hugh,
Thanks once again for your response, it is well understood by me.
Please, let me know your arrangement as regard your coming to Jakarta, Indonesia.
Thanks, while I expect to hear from you soonest.
Miss Dewi Laksmi
I have booked the flight. I shall arrive at 4pm on Sunday. It tould be best if you have a sign with my full name (Hugh G. Rection) written on it.
Hugh G. Rection
Dear, Hugh G. Rection.
At this junction i have to express my gratitude to you towards your readiness to assist me in clearing this fund from the Security Company were the CASH BOX is been kept for safe keeping purpose.
I am also very happy that you have the vision to invest this fund $5 million dollars for me.
You should send me your flight schedule, per your request regarding your name to be on sign post, i am going to arrange a sign post with your name written on it in capital letters, it will be on my hand for identification purpose.
Please remember i told you about the accumulated service charges of $7,500 USD requested by the Security Company to be paid for keeping our luggage, before they can release the consignment for us through my late father's friend who is one of the Director of the Security Company [ P.T. BINTARA SECURITY COMPANY] Jakarta Indonesia. Dr. Jefferson A. Clark, telephone number +62-81519668780, you can reach him any time because i have told him about you.
As i told you earlier that the Security Company requested me to file in an application for claim of the consignment which i have already done, a message which i received through my father's friend.
Be informed that the Security Company never knew about the content of the luggage hence my father told them before he passed away to the great beyond that it contains our family Treasures like Gold and Jewelries.
Awaiting your save arrival, till then chairs.
Dewi Laksmi.
I know it's been very boring up to now, and I thank you for reading through the boring crap. Now the fun begins!
I have been waiting here in Saigon airport for many hours now. Where the hell are you??! Is this some kind of joke? Why did you not come to pick me up?!?! What the hell is going on???
Hugh G. Rection
Dear, Hugh G. Rection.
I am in position to ask you that question if you are joking?
I know that i am not writing to you with Latin Language, all our communication is in English Language, i have written to you several times that i am based in Jakarta Indonesia and i am expecting you to arrive in Jakarta International Airport, so what a hell are you doing in Saigon Airport in Vietnam?
If you have gone to Vietnam to check on your girl friend first before coming down to Jakarta Indonesia for we to conclude our business you better open up and tell me the truth and stop deceiving me.
Besides do you think i am a baby? in my last mail to you dated 22ND of June 2007 i requested for your flight Schedule for me to make all arrangements to receive you, but to my greatest surprise you never send me your flight schedule, then how on earth do you expect me to come and receive you when i knows nothing about your arrival to a different Country where your girl friend stays?
I hereby draw your attention back to the email you sent me on the 21st of June 2007, you said that you have booked your flight to arrive here on Sunday then how come you arrive on Saturday to unknown destination of yours?
Please when you finish your Israelis journey in Vietnam kindly send me your flight schedule for your arrival to my Country JAKARTA INDONESIA to enable me arrange on how to receive you in our Airport here.
Regards,
Dewi Laksmi.
How was I supposed to send you my flight schedule when I was ON THE PLANE??? Do you ahve any idea how long the flight was? I had left before you even e-mailed me. I am sure that Saigon is in Malaysia, so please come and get me.
Hugh G. Rection
Dear Hugh G. Rection,
I am so confused about you. How can tell me that you were inside plane when I asked you for the flight schedule. How can i trust you this money for investment, you have started telling me lies upon lies when we have not started.
Please, be serious or we forget about it. You have refused to send me your telephone and address.
My question goes like this, are still interested in the business or you are a joker? Thanks once again, looking for your seriousness in Jakarta, Indonesia, not where you said, you are.
Dewi
Of course I'm fucking serious! Why the fuck do you think I flew halfway around the world! I thought Saigon was in bloody Indonesia. All the looks the fucking same to me. I have arranged a flight to Jakarta or Jackoffa or whatever the fuck your city is called. Now, will you quit insulting me so we can get down to business? My flight arrives on Thursday at 4pm. Till then I will just kill time here in Saigon.
Hugh G. Rection
Mr. Hugh G. Rection,
What a hell are you doing in that junk? Do you have another business overthere or what?
I am waiting for you in Jakarta or whatever you called it.
Have a good day man
Dewi
I just fucking told you. I thought Saigon was in fucking Indonesia. I went to the wrong fucking country. Now, are we going to do business or not?
Dear Hugh G. Rection,
Thanks for your response once again. How on earth a business man who you claimed to be mistakes Saigon for Indonesia. My father's friend told yesterday that, I should forget about you and look for somebody serious, but something tells me to try you with this business.
I am still ready to do the business with you, so I am waiting for you in Jakarta, Indonesia.
When are you coming to meet with me?
Thanks
Apologies for my late reply. I have been very busy lately. I must come clean, I did not go to Saigon. That was a ruse to make sure that I could trust you. Now, let us get on with business. Hugh G. Rection
Now that you are serious and with your mind. When are you coming to Jakarta, Indonesia?
I still believe that you are a joker.
At this point I really couldn't believe that 'Dewi' was still even replying. Better keep messing with her!
You insult me by calling me a joker. I am very serious about doing business wiht you, but you seemed determined to do nothing but insult me. When do you want me to come to Jakoffa? Will you insult when I get there? Or will you actually be kind to me?
Hugh G. Rection
Mr. Hugh G. Rection,
Thanks for your message once again, show yourself that you are not a joker. I am waiting for your arrival in Jatarka
At this point I got out of scambaiting. Several months later I got back into it and decided to try and get this bait going again. I wasn't expecting a reply, but low and behold...
Thanks
Make sure you die before next week. Hell is waiting to receive ok
It was obvious Dewi wasn't gonna take me seriously, so I just decided to go hell for leather...
You fool! Do you not realise who you are dealing with?! I am the great lord Satan himself! I shall destroy you! You and your entire family is cursed! Burn in hellfire and brimstone eternally!
Yours,
The Prince of Darkness.
Mr Satan,
I come against you in the name of JESUS CHRIST. You are destoryed and hell is your place you nothing with God's people like me. I released Curse into all your generation, Holy Spirit Fire will burn you to death.
BY the Power in threy blood of Jesus
Save your prayers. They shall not save you. Your death approaches. Soon you shall join me in hell! Your God is dead! I am watching you now, sitting in that internet cafe in Jakarta. I shall destroy you in your dreams!
Jesus' blood is damned yummy.
Satan
Sadly, I never got a reply. At least she was kind enough to call me Mr. Satan. I hope you enjoyed this one, I ahd a lot of fun doing it. I have started several new baits, hopefully they will amount yo comedic gold! Till next time, bye!
