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It's been some time since I last posted a scambait, or infact did any scambaiting at all. I am getting back into it after reading the kind comments on the previous one (Gender Confusion) made me want to get back into this. There are still so many scammers out there, but I am gonna do my little part to fight them! As usual, the scammer's e-mails will be italics, my replies in nomral and additional commentary in bold.

This particular bait started with the idea of just trying to confuse and abuse the scammer, and it just went from there. Enjoy!

Dear Friend ,
How are you? With the hope that you and your family are ok.Sorry for sending you this message, I just hope and pray that you will understand and be of assistance to me. Story of my life is so sad, but i am hoping you can bring back joy, love and affection .

I lost my parents and all my family in the tsunami disaster, 26th Dec. 2004. Its difficult to forget this day in my life. I am the only survivor in my family because i was away to college in Jakarta when it happened. Since then i have tried to live on my own, without any family, each day of my life i face lot of trauma. I dont want to tell you so much about my life story because you never caused my predicament, but just need you to help me relocate my trust fund which my late father kept for me in a safe deposit box with a private safekeeping company here in Jakarta, Indonesia

The safe contains $5,000,000 usd in cash. I want you to help me contact the company in Jakarta, that you are my late father's associate, so that the safe deposit box can be shipped to you. I dont have any experience to manage this sum of money. Please help me to be my investment manager to make this money useful to me, so that i can have hope for good future, continue my education and live a normal life again.

You can have 30% of this, while I have 70% in our joint investments. I want to move out of Indonesia as quickly as possible to meet with you after you have received the safe , because each day i live in trauma and fear of another possible Tsunami. Please dear friend, i trust you not to abandon me in this my situation. Help me now. I hope to get your reply. With lots of love,

Dewi Laksmi.

Note: pls sir for you to beleive what i tell you and not think its just a funny story on internet, i hope to send you my photo, my national identification,my phone number and i will also be available to chat with you .

Pretty standard scam. Nothing very entertaining yet...

I am deeply touched by your story. Please let me know how I can help you.
Hugh G. Rection


Dear Hugh G,

Thanks for your message of today. I really happy to heard from people with good mind that are ready to assist.

I will like you to stand as my family friend and somebody who can also assist my in good area of investment too. I will introduce your the company where the is been kept for safe keeping immedaitely I received your details.

Please, could you give more details about yourself.

Thanks, as await your response, God bless
Dewi Laksmi.


I run an investment company here in New York City. I am interested in expanding my business outside of the USA, and your e-mail may hold the key to this. Please let me know how we can do business.

Hugh G. Rection


Please, let me hear from you. I have been expecting your message regarding my last mail.
Dewi


Sorry I did not write back write away, things have been quite busy lately. I am once again available, so we should be able to conduct our business.
Hugh G. Rection


Dear Hugh,

Please, you do not answer my request in my last mail before this. Can you come over to Indonesia or not? Which means do you want to me send you the money.

Remember, we must enter an agreement before I release the fund to you.

Thanks, while await your response as regards
Dewi Laksmi


I can indeed come to Indonesia. Let me kow when.
Hugh G. Rection


Dear Hugh,

Thanks for your mail of today, i am so glad to hear from you once again. The content of your short message is well understood by me.

Immediately, i received your mail, I quickly called my father contact in the Safe Keep company that my father partner is ready to come and take the fund for investment. He asked me to come and see him, which I just did before responding to your mail.

He told me to file in an application by tomorrow for the release of the fund, but I promised him that immediately you arrived Indonesia, I will pay up the accumulated servicing charges.

Please, I will like you to come between now and next weekend, so that we can round everything up. It will just take us two days to finish all arrangement then you go back to your country.

Please, let me know the date and the day that will comfortable for you to come Jakarta, Indonesia.

I will like to have your Telephone number and country address.

Thanks, while I expect your response soonest
Miss Dewi Laksmi


I shall go the travel agent today and book a flight. I look forward to doing business with you.
Hugh G. Rection


Dear Hugh,

Thanks once again for your response, it is well understood by me.

Please, let me know your arrangement as regard your coming to Jakarta, Indonesia.

Thanks, while I expect to hear from you soonest.
Miss Dewi Laksmi


I have booked the flight. I shall arrive at 4pm on Sunday. It tould be best if you have a sign with my full name (Hugh G. Rection) written on it.
Hugh G. Rection


Dear, Hugh G. Rection.

At this junction i have to express my gratitude to you towards your readiness to assist me in clearing this fund from the Security Company were the CASH BOX is been kept for safe keeping purpose.

I am also very happy that you have the vision to invest this fund $5 million dollars for me.

You should send me your flight schedule, per your request regarding your name to be on sign post, i am going to arrange a sign post with your name written on it in capital letters, it will be on my hand for identification purpose.

Please remember i told you about the accumulated service charges of $7,500 USD requested by the Security Company to be paid for keeping our luggage, before they can release the consignment for us through my late father's friend who is one of the Director of the Security Company [ P.T. BINTARA SECURITY COMPANY] Jakarta Indonesia. Dr. Jefferson A. Clark, telephone number +62-81519668780, you can reach him any time because i have told him about you.

As i told you earlier that the Security Company requested me to file in an application for claim of the consignment which i have already done, a message which i received through my father's friend.

Be informed that the Security Company never knew about the content of the luggage hence my father told them before he passed away to the great beyond that it contains our family Treasures like Gold and Jewelries.

Awaiting your save arrival, till then chairs.
Dewi Laksmi.

I know it's been very boring up to now, and I thank you for reading through the boring crap. Now the fun begins!

I have been waiting here in Saigon airport for many hours now. Where the hell are you??! Is this some kind of joke? Why did you not come to pick me up?!?! What the hell is going on???
Hugh G. Rection


Dear, Hugh G. Rection.

I am in position to ask you that question if you are joking?

I know that i am not writing to you with Latin Language, all our communication is in English Language, i have written to you several times that i am based in Jakarta Indonesia and i am expecting you to arrive in Jakarta International Airport, so what a hell are you doing in Saigon Airport in Vietnam?

If you have gone to Vietnam to check on your girl friend first before coming down to Jakarta Indonesia for we to conclude our business you better open up and tell me the truth and stop deceiving me.

Besides do you think i am a baby? in my last mail to you dated 22ND of June 2007 i requested for your flight Schedule for me to make all arrangements to receive you, but to my greatest surprise you never send me your flight schedule, then how on earth do you expect me to come and receive you when i knows nothing about your arrival to a different Country where your girl friend stays?

I hereby draw your attention back to the email you sent me on the 21st of June 2007, you said that you have booked your flight to arrive here on Sunday then how come you arrive on Saturday to unknown destination of yours?

Please when you finish your Israelis journey in Vietnam kindly send me your flight schedule for your arrival to my Country JAKARTA INDONESIA to enable me arrange on how to receive you in our Airport here.

Regards,
Dewi Laksmi.


How was I supposed to send you my flight schedule when I was ON THE PLANE??? Do you ahve any idea how long the flight was? I had left before you even e-mailed me. I am sure that Saigon is in Malaysia, so please come and get me.
Hugh G. Rection


Dear Hugh G. Rection,

I am so confused about you. How can tell me that you were inside plane when I asked you for the flight schedule. How can i trust you this money for investment, you have started telling me lies upon lies when we have not started.

Please, be serious or we forget about it. You have refused to send me your telephone and address.

My question goes like this, are still interested in the business or you are a joker? Thanks once again, looking for your seriousness in Jakarta, Indonesia, not where you said, you are.
Dewi


Of course I'm fucking serious! Why the fuck do you think I flew halfway around the world! I thought Saigon was in bloody Indonesia. All the looks the fucking same to me. I have arranged a flight to Jakarta or Jackoffa or whatever the fuck your city is called. Now, will you quit insulting me so we can get down to business? My flight arrives on Thursday at 4pm. Till then I will just kill time here in Saigon.
Hugh G. Rection


Mr. Hugh G. Rection,

What a hell are you doing in that junk? Do you have another business overthere or what?

I am waiting for you in Jakarta or whatever you called it.

Have a good day man
Dewi


I just fucking told you. I thought Saigon was in fucking Indonesia. I went to the wrong fucking country. Now, are we going to do business or not?


Dear Hugh G. Rection,

Thanks for your response once again. How on earth a business man who you claimed to be mistakes Saigon for Indonesia. My father's friend told yesterday that, I should forget about you and look for somebody serious, but something tells me to try you with this business.

I am still ready to do the business with you, so I am waiting for you in Jakarta, Indonesia.

When are you coming to meet with me?

Thanks


Apologies for my late reply. I have been very busy lately. I must come clean, I did not go to Saigon. That was a ruse to make sure that I could trust you. Now, let us get on with business. Hugh G. Rection


Now that you are serious and with your mind. When are you coming to Jakarta, Indonesia?

I still believe that you are a joker.


At this point I really couldn't believe that 'Dewi' was still even replying. Better keep messing with her!


You insult me by calling me a joker. I am very serious about doing business wiht you, but you seemed determined to do nothing but insult me. When do you want me to come to Jakoffa? Will you insult when I get there? Or will you actually be kind to me?
Hugh G. Rection


Mr. Hugh G. Rection,

Thanks for your message once again, show yourself that you are not a joker. I am waiting for your arrival in Jatarka


At this point I got out of scambaiting. Several months later I got back into it and decided to try and get this bait going again. I wasn't expecting a reply, but low and behold...


Thanks

Make sure you die before next week. Hell is waiting to receive ok


It was obvious Dewi wasn't gonna take me seriously, so I just decided to go hell for leather...


You fool! Do you not realise who you are dealing with?! I am the great lord Satan himself! I shall destroy you! You and your entire family is cursed! Burn in hellfire and brimstone eternally!

Yours,
The Prince of Darkness.


Mr Satan,

I come against you in the name of JESUS CHRIST. You are destoryed and hell is your place you nothing with God's people like me. I released Curse into all your generation, Holy Spirit Fire will burn you to death.

BY the Power in threy blood of Jesus


Save your prayers. They shall not save you. Your death approaches. Soon you shall join me in hell! Your God is dead! I am watching you now, sitting in that internet cafe in Jakarta. I shall destroy you in your dreams!

Jesus' blood is damned yummy.

Satan


Sadly, I never got a reply. At least she was kind enough to call me Mr. Satan. I hope you enjoyed this one, I ahd a lot of fun doing it. I have started several new baits, hopefully they will amount yo comedic gold! Till next time, bye!

Gender Confusion

This is, thus far, my funniest bait. Way better then the previous 3 on here. In this, I also get my first trophy (something specially made by the scammer specifically for the baiter) in the form of a hand written letter.

Peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be unto you...

Dear Sir/Ma,

I am Rev Joseph Omolede , of the Pentecostal Revival Missionary of Nigeria, with head quaters located in the south-west of lagos state,nigeria..we are a Non governmental organization . We are Christian Missionaries , we go about preaching the gospel to all human race , as our Lord Jesus has commanded said "go out and preach the gospel to all nations " on obeying this command, we got to a community names Ijebu Mushin,in Ogun State , that use to be idol worshiper but haven heard the Gospel, the King , chiefsmen and all the enitre Ijebu Mushin community has repented and accepted the Lord Jesus has there Personal Lord and Saviour... To make the word of the Lord fulfilled, we have then decided not to leave the community without a place of praise and worship, we there by embank on the project of building big a place of worship a Church for the Almighty God, where his people can praise, worship and pray.

We thereby seek God fearing people( not particular about religion ) in your support in doing the building of this Holy place of worship for the Almighty God.. we have a free landed space, which we hope this church can be built on, and we our finances is down , thats why we are contacting you for your sole and hearty support , we will be pleased if you assist us with any amount.

Our Vision and Mission:-

* To preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ (who is the Only way to the Father, and preach his coming ) to All Nations of the world

* To Build a Holy worship Center which will accommodate about 2000 christians for worship, praise,prayer,communion together in the Lord

* To encourage and teach the teenage and youths in our society the true way which is Jesus Christ, he is the only way to the Father

* To Assist fellow Christian Brothers and human beings who are in need ..

* Helping Humanity and the Youth in general, to raise them to be Good and Patriotic Leaders who will serve their poeple in good faith, and will contribute immensely to the growth and development of the Nation..

* To help the needed such as the widows,widoers,beggers,the motherless babies home,prisoners,less previlegde people etc..

This a project formed out of the commandment of Jesus christ , Love and Passion for the grwoing gospel in this community,and help needed by the community in focus at present ..

"Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest. " Matthew (ch. IX, v. 37-38)

"Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another; Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord; Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer; Distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality"Romans (ch. XII, v. 10-13)

As the Lord has said " Give and it shall be given unto you, good measure press down , shaking and running over ", We therefore seek your good support in helping us in donating towards this project, We know the Lord is a rewarder and he will greatly reward you in 100% folds and "He will suppy all your needs according to His riches in Glory by Christ Jesus ". We will wait to hear from you.Thank you and God bless you

Rev Joseph Omolede

Pentecostal Revival Missionary

pentecostal_fellowship@yahoo.com

A pretty standard 419, and now for my reply...

Hello Madam.
Your e-mail was touching. I would be honoured to help a good Christian woman such as yourself.
Brother Jaun Boll

You will notice that I am calling HIM a WOMAN. No, I didn't make a mistake. My plan for this bait was to continously refer to him as a female in order to try and get him to eventually just pretend to be a female.

Hello Brother-in-Christ Brother Jaun ,
We are so glad to hear from you and may the peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your home ... Thanks for your good response , we are so pleased to hear that you are willing to assist us.. All we require is your donation towards this project , We have preached the gospel of Jesus Christ to this community and in order the establish the true word of God in the community we have decided to build a church for them.. All we need is your support in donation, it can either be sent to us via western union depending on how much you are willing to donate to us , we have gotten Christian brothers who are from the community in various works like carpentry, brick laying, plumber, roofing , engineers, who are set to work and some laborers too.. but the materials are very expensive and these people live poorly and cannot afford anything much but are willing to contribute with the efforts in any way ... we have some contractors here who are set to help too .. We hope to hear from you again, you are welcomed to donate any amount in your capacity for this project, we will truly appreciate any financial support from you ... Thanks and May God Bless you and your home and he will surely supply all your need according to his riches in Glory by Christ Jesus ...lets us know how much you are willing to donate to us , we are not asking for am amount, this is for the work of God, any amount will be ok by us and we will get back to you.. We hear from you again..

God Bless you...
Rev Joseph Omolede

Pentecostal Revival Missionary

pentecostal_fellowship@yahoo.com

I would be honoured to help a sister of Christ, such as yourself. Would it possible to see a picture of you and your mission? Thanks again, madam.
Brother Jaun Boll

Borther Jaun Boll,
Thanks again and may simply say ,we do not at the moment have the full picture of the whole members of the mission for now, i am in the town now to see my kids and wife, and also to seek donation from good people like you ( there is no access to the internet in the villages )...and will be traveling to the village ( ijebu mushin ) this weekend for the chruch service, we get so busy during the weekend with chruch acticities and other things .... we are members with teams and sub teams, when we get to a village to work, we divid our selves into sub teams and take the work differntly...education(read and write),shelter(teach them to cook and bake),sports , sex education and growth in the human body especially for the women and younger girls,and chruch service...we all do differenct jobs but all is to bring preach the gospel and help the needed in our society and nation, we do not do this in the urban areas, but we go to the rual and local villages that are si poor and cannot help themselves.. some of them we give clothes, food ,shelter, educate them (teach them how to read and write, so they can read and study the bible for themselves to grow in the Lord)... we are always in the villages both male and female of the missioanry, i have two kids and they are in the hostel school , the school authority is taking good care of them and God is too..i can send you a scanned copy on my ineternational passport for you..

I want you to know that this donation is for the helpless villages and there growth in the Lord, so they can continue the good work we have started in their life and continue in the way of the Lord.. to serve him with all their hearts and know that Jesus Christ is the only way to the father .. Teach and Educate the children to be good to themselves and the nation..the Church will bring Light and Hope to community and impact in them knowlegde and understanding of God and Peace of God will reign in the community ...

The missionary work is a very challenging one and we know our reward is in heaven and for you to assist us is a great opporunity for us to do this the more.. we are so pleased for your good encoragement and God will continue to bless you more and more..we will wait to hear more from you .. thanks again , the missioanries will continue to pray for you and your house hold, helping us is so apprecaited by us , we know the Lord will use you more in the financing than we ever think on the project and he will reward your finanaces and business in 100 folds more than you can imagine..God Bless you
Rev Joseph Omolede

PFM

He sent me this crappy looking blueprint of the Chruch.

Madam, I would like to see your passport, if that is alright. I would love to see a picture of you so I can see what a beautiful woman you must be. Would it be possible for you to get a picture of the mission the weekend when you return to the village? I look forward to helping you and your flock.
Brother Juan Boll

Hello Brother Juan Boll,

Good Morning to you in the name of our Lord, thanks for the response, i will get you a copy like i said of my passport , i have also attached a copy of the landed space, we hope have for the building, on that ground we have our services and fellowship.. thanks for the complement, like the bible says '' everything God he was beautiful ''... so we are all beautifully made including yourself... i hope i can get you a pics of the missionary in service but this may be very difficult like i said we pay to rent digital camera from the town to take to the village, for me at present, i have no cash but the only monies i have with me is my bus transportation fare to travel to the village this weekend for the service, when i am coming back i will be given another transportation fare back to the town.. i want you to know that all the money we have is on this project and we have no extras...

Brother Jaun, it will be a reward from the Lord if you assist us from your heart in this project, we really need financing to for the missionary and the project we have,, this is quite a very challenging work and i must say the Lord is our strength...We truly need to start work as the raining season is around the corner, and sometimes when the rain comes we do not hold service outside but under the hot in the picture attached... Therefore we will want you to please for heavens sakes go ahead in whatever way you feel you have been lead by God to assist us.. We know he will surely bless you more and more, no amount is too small and no amount is too much, we will truly appreciate all whatever you do ... thanks and God bless you ..

Rev Joseph Omolede

PFM

Thank you for your e-mail madam. You are a very nice woman. Just let me know the best way to help you.
Your true love,
Brother Juan Boll.

Hello Brother Jaun,
Thanks for your email, and i really appreciate the complement, God is the most righteous person ..we are so please to hear from you, thanks so much for your good concern, i have been able to get the scanned copy of my international passport like i have said i will.. All we need is a donation from you , it can be sent to us via western union , we will be glad to hear from you how much you wish to assist us with your donation.. No amount is too small and No amount is too big, this a a very tasking project to us and we need alot of support from God fearing people like you .. if you are set to send the donation , i have written bellow details you will send the money and we will surely receive it.. you can send the donation to us according to how you can get it to us, it could not be in a whole amount but you can send it to us accordingly.. we will wait to hear from you..

Below is the details you will send the money to us via western union, you can send the monies to us via western union money transfer ..

Receivers Name:- Omolede Joseph

Receivers Address:- Lagos , Nigeria ,23401

Text Question:- The Lord is good

Answer:- All the time

Sir we will need you to get to us with the western union details as listed below:-

Mtcn control number(10 digits):

Sender name:

Sender address:

Amount sent:

Text Question:- as above

Answer:-as above

God bless you

Rev Joseph Omolede

PFM

Success! I got his passport and he has become a she! Well...sort of...

Notice how the gender listed on the passport is male. Seem the reverend leads an 'alternative' lifestyle. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

What is your reccomded donation amount? I don't want to give you too little. How much would be good? Also, as I see from your picture, you are as lovely as I imagined, but on your pasport it says you are a male. I am confused. Please clarify this for me.
Your love,
Brother Juan Boll

Brother Juan Boll,

Thanks, good to hear from you again, oh the mistake i did not take note, the passport was paid for me by a generous woman , who just heard that i was to travel to a near by country in africa to preach the gospel, and did not have a passport , she immediately requested for my passport photograph and paid at the immigration office for me... i guess it was a mistake from the detailsed record from the immigration office... Thanks for alerting me , i did not take close note, i am always in the village with the rural people, please dont mind me not noticing.. i will make corrections asap...

Well to say how much we need, i cannot really say, we need a big place of worship, like we have in the architectural front view, it will be a story building, where we can have the teenage and childrens department upstairs ... and the adults and youths will use the main auditorium... as the architects has said and he convrted the amount into USD.. we need a total of about $17,500 USD ( Church builidng and All interiors ) ... and in this we have gotten some money which we used to purchase some materails , the landed space was donated to us by the King of Ijebu Mushin land,so Brother Jaun, how much can you send to us , you may not be able to send much at once , you can send as you have the money and as God blesses your pocket ... This is the work of God and its a free will, we do not ask for a particula r amount, but we know that no amount is too much to give for us in the project ... if god blesses you to assist us with all we will be glad and God will replenish your pocket in a thousand folds ... We will wait to hear from you, let me ask , i do hope you have a western union outlet around you ... let us hear from you with the amount God has placed in your heart to donate to us ... Like i said if you cannot send all at once, you can send it as god provides and i know He will..
Rev Joseph

PFM..

Juan Boll has a change of heart...or rather...genitals...

Don't worry, you don't have to hide your secret from me, my love. I understand your alternative life style. I have often thought of becoming a woman as well. You have given me the inspiration to finally go ahead with it. As a thanks I shall send you even more then you need, how about $20,000 United States Dollars?
Sister Juanette Boll

Brother Juan Boll,

Good to hear from you , i do not practically understand what you said, but i will say thanks for letting us know you will assist us .. We want you to know that God Almighty is your rewarder and he will surly provide for all your needs .. Brother Juan, when will you be willing to send this sum to us, it rained here so badly and i know it will equally rain the villages and this may disturb our service of tomorrow, i should be on my way to the village when am tru written to you .. What we will need you to do for us will be to send the money bit by bit , please we will want to start work asap, for heaven sakes we need you to please first send us $2500 to my details i earlier gave you .. send via western union ... here is it again below

Receivers Name:- Omolede Joseph

Receivers Address:- Lagos , Nigeria ,23401

Text Question:- The Lord is good

Answer:- All the time

Amount sent ??

Like we said do get back to us with the western union details we gave you previously ... I want you to know that God is up there and he sees our heart, i want you to please make sure you fulfill your promise to us .. We will like to keep praying for you, we want to pray for you work, what Job do you do ? we know the Lord will make more ways for you if we pray for your job .. Thanks again, you can go ahead today to send the money and we will for the details from you,Please make sure you send it today , do all you can , if you do no have a western union in your location you can go to a near by city where you have one there , do not let them keep you waiting ...Thanks and May the Lord almighty be with you ..A little about why i took the job , i took this missionary work when i lost my husband some years back in a car accident when he was coming from a villages in the eastern part of nigeria , he died when he got to the hospital.. i was so passionate and lost all i had , i then took after his dream and have the vision ever since... I am a widower like i will say and i want to Thanks God how he has been helping me tru all these years .. Thanks , we hope you pray God will make you fulfill your confession in the amount you have mentioned ..you have make a promise and covenant to God and please make sure you fulfill it .. We will wait to hear from you.

Note:- Please let me know what you mean by " I have often thought of becoming a woman as well. You have given me the inspiration to finally go ahead with it. " If there is any way i can be of help i will be willing to assist ..You are a good man indeed ... thank God for your life ... we know he will use you for his Glory in the project ..." With Our Mouth Confession is made unto salvation'' ... make sure you fulfill your confession, God is your strength

Rev Joseph Omolede..PFM..

I shall go to Western Union on Moday.
I believe you know what I mean. Like you, I was born a man but am becoming a woman. You yourself have admitted to living this way. I look forward to my new life with you. I shall be going to a travel agent soon to see about the cost for moving to where you are, so we can be together for all eternity.
Your love,
Sister Juanette Boll

Happy Sunday to you Brother Jaun am so happy to read from you, i jusy got back from the village some minutes back, its about 3 hours from the main town here in lagos, the service was great today and we give God the glory for the service .. To respond to your email, i do understand all you have said, but i know God is in contol ok.. well i was born woman and still is a woman, some times i feel like a man but i still have no choice other than to be as Gd has created me ..

You must be kidding to want to start a new life with me, i told you am a widower with two kids, am sorry i do not have the money and cannot accomodate you if possible you come to africa but for me i cam come to you if you are truely serious about this , let me know what state you are and i will get to the travel agent and ask for the travel air fare and how much it wil cost for them to help me prepare a visa to your country ... then we can start a new life , BUT i must say Brother Jaun, what is most important to me now is the project, if thats the only thing i can do and leave the missonary work to come to you, i guess it worths it as the work of God is so important and i am sure you know this too ... let me know what you think ?

We will wait for the details from you when you send the money to us on monday like we have listed and requested you send them to us ... We had a short meeting and the missions talked abiut you and i told them how greatly God wants to us you for the project , we have decided to go on a 2 days fasting and prayer for you, so God can provide for all your needs as you donate towards our project and we know he will answer our prayers..

I will wait to hear from you, what time your time are you always online, we can chat when we know the time differnce , so we will know alots about our lifes.. Thanks again and May God bless you and your home ...

Please for heavens sakes please make sure you send the money tomorrow, the worship landed space was so muddy and so full of water, it also rained today too, but we thanks God it stopped in a short while..Please we will wait for the details so we cna conmense work ..asap..
Rev Jopseph Omolede

He really wants his money!

I understnad, your secret is safe with me. You moving here is the most wonderful idea I ahve ever heard. We can finally be together. I live in New York City. If you are moving here then I suppose you will not need money for the mission, perhaps we can buy a hosue together? I have attached a photo so you can see how my transformation into my true self is coming.
Sister Juanette Boll

I sent him a picture of myself...(of course that's not actually me)

Brother Jaun,

Thanks and May the Lord be with you , please i will really want to know if you want to help the missionary for this project, please if you are willing and God has placed it in your heart i will want you to please help the mission before anything between us , if you want me to come down, i will have to make sure i get this project 70% done before i can leave..I saw your pics and i know all your saving , please for now , help the needy people that needs to have a place to worship God, I know you beleive and know that God is true and exist, He is your creator no matter how you feel.. Please i want to know what you say, you promised us this donation and we need to start construction asap...God be with you

As you wish my love. I shall help the mission if it is what you want. Would I be able to see a picture of you?
Yours for all eternity,

Brother Jaun,

Thanks and May the Lord be with you , i guess you are online like i am, i am in a cafe where i paid to get online, i like to know if you have a yahoo is then we can chat online at yahoo messenger , if you do not have get one, i like you and everything about you, i will wait for you to send the $2500 tomorrow like you have promised .. i will get to the travel agent tomorrow monday afternoon to ask for the american visa fee and airfare ticket to new york, i hope you will be responsbile for all this, Bur please lets do the work of God first, and then when we are done, we can get on with our own life...thanks and God be with you .. Lets get the mission work done first , i hope you understand ...We cannot toy with the work of God and cannot neglect it undone , Why do you call me Love, what do you need me to do to Love you ? Are you kidding about the Love thing ? I do hope you are serious and not playing with my heart and emotional feelings, if you are then i will want this project to be done fast so i can come to you ...

Of course I am not kidding. I have fallen for you, you beautiful woman. You did not tell me if you thought I was beautiful when I sent you my picture? How do you like my new way of life as a woman?
Yours forever,
Sister Juanette Boll.
P.S. Why do you still call me Brother Juan, do you not accept my new way of life as Sister Juanette?

Why will he not just accept me for who I am? *sniff* I wanted to buy some time, so asked him for the payment info, even though he has sent it several times...

I still need you info for the money transfer fo $2500.
Sister Juanette Boll

Hello Sister Juanette Boll, Thanks for the mail , i have sent you the details ealier , probably you lost it on your system, i do like your way of life and good that you are serious about this .. thanks for fallen in love with me ... I willl want to please have this other email where you can email directly ok, there we can talk about love and other personal things .. I am not the only one accessing this email but alos the accountant and secretary of the mission, so please do this for our sakes ok..I will comment on your style in the other email ok..

Here the details where you will send the money to us , please make sure you send the money via western union today ...

I won't bother boring you with the western union details yet again. For some reason he sent me another e-mail with the details again...And once again, I won't bore you with them.

I shall send the money today, under one condition. I want a picture of you, my love. Have you gone to your travel agent yet? I shall be going to mine, I plan on visiting you soon.
Yours,
Sister Juanette Boll

My love, I am eagerly awaiting your reply with the requested picture. The money is ready to be sent. I am waiting for you.
Am I not beautiful?

Yours forever,
Sister Juanette Boll

I sent him my picture again, just so he can truely see my beauty.

Sister Juanette Boll,

Thanks for the mail, why are you doing this, why are you given me a condtion to help the mission, please i am all new to this , and i want you to know that if you say you love me you will not do all this , love is perfect and gentle, caring and forgiving, thats how Jesus loves and and died for us, and God sent him to do so with the love he has for us, he did not give us a condtion to his love ... Please if you want to help the mission please go ahead unless you are joking with the work of God .. please like i said , do send all love notes to the other email i sent to you .. we can talk more personally there ok..

I will wait to hear from you, why not get a yahoo id so we can chat here now .. Please dont joke with the work of God, you can do that with me in the toehr mail .. I have not pics of myself for now , i never planned this , i will get a pics for yu later ...
Rev Joseph Omolede

Sister Juanette Boll,

Thanks for the complement , i said send all love and personal notes to the other email ok, please do not let the other members think other wise about me, you are not doing me good with all you are saying in this email, send it to the other one ok .. Yes you are beautiful in that costume .. but we need to talk more ok..
Rev Joseph Omolede

The reverend doesn't seem to want to send me a picture of herself, perhaps that's becuase she is actually a man!

You never sent me another e-mail address, my love. If you cannot provide a photo at this time, so be it. Perhaps you could compose a love poem, my dearest. All I want is a token of your dedication to me, so that I know I am doing the right thing by giving you this money.
Love,

Sister Juanette Boll,
Here where i will want us to talk more about love, the other email is for the mission and am not the only one having access to it since it is a group thing..i find all this things new to me, i never felt this way in a very long time, some one like you saying you love me, i never took it serious and i am waiting for it to be real and true ... sorry i cannot get you the pics now, here a love poem to you, saying i want to be yours..i hope you accept me, i fell and like how your doing, i am ok with it, ... do you want me to be the male and you be the female or what do you want .. let me know what you need me to do , i am all yours, i can do this with you, i know God will make me see you like you have desired .. we Love, i hope this is for real and true, i will not want you to toy with my heart .. my bery first experience was when i was in high school, i use to dress like a man and like girls who were my friends,i never took it has something serious but it grew and i never bothered .. we its still in me and i do it sometimes but not all the time ...thanks again for bringing this to me , i hope we last forever like you have said..

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust,
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust,
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot,
You call the shots,
I wanna be yours.
I wanna be your raincoat
For those frequent rainy days,
I wanna be your dreamboat
When you want to sail away,
Let me be your teddy bear
Take me with you anywhere,
I don't care
I wanna be yours.
I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out,
I wanna be the electric heater
You'll get cold without,
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion,
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that's how deep is my devotion.

Sister Juanette Boll, i want to ask for one favour from you, please do all you can like you have said to help the mission , so i can have a rest of mind with God on this project .. once the project is almost done, like 90% i can do anything i want to come to you in newyork city..

Spiritual Wedding

Today I stand before you,
With my spirit opened wide.
Open, your spirit to me, let me in.
Warm me like the bright sun above,
Lighten my darkened paths, as the silvery moon.
Cleanse my soul, and quench my thirst, like
The warm spring showers.
Confide in me, and guide me, as the keen and powerful wolf.
As the hair on our heads entwine,
So will our spirits,
Until we walk our last steps on the Mother Earth.
Spread our ashes in the wind,
So that the Hawk and Dove may soar into the clouds.
Until then, and only then, will our spirits
Become one, not only in spirit,
But in whole,With body and soul!

I will wait to hear from you..I feel the same way you feel more now than ever .. Yes i know we are doing the right thing, my fear is that it will not be a illusion, i will not want to loose you ... please don't break my heart ...
Omolede Joseph

Not suprisingly, I found out that he did not write those poems, he mearly stole them off the net. I must admit, that first one still sucks..."I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, sucking in your dust." WTF! That is the worst pick-up line ever!

Sister Juanette Boll, Here the email address again omo_joseph2001@yahoo.com , i will email you from there now .. do you want me to be the male and you be the female ? is that ok by you .. we will wait to hear from you with the western union details... i have sent you a personal email..

Your poems are truely beautiful. How about you be the woman, so you can enjoy my tastey man meat. I was thinking, perhaps I could come to Nigeria and stay with you until you are ready to move to America. I can then give you the money in person.

Sister Juanette Boll

Thanks for liking the poem, i can be your loving and caring woman as you want, i like you, your nice and good to me ,but am sorry i cannot accommodate you, i do not have a good place, i stay in a room which is not too good... please why not lets take this one day after the other, why not lets see what tomorrow holds, i do not want this to me a dream and i wake up for it not to be real... coming down here will not be too easy for you ... i can make it by Gods grace ... Please can you help the mission first ? and then we can continue with our love.. it will not be good and fair i forget the project hundred of people are waiting and looking forward to ... Please HELP THE MISSION FOR NOW...

Omolede

He is getting very eager for his money, it seems.

I jsut went to Western Union, my love. They were clsoing as I got there. I demanded they let me ino so I could send you the money, but the manager refused. I am very angry with him. I followed his car home, so I now know his address. I will make him pay for not letting me send you the money. He will pay.
Yours FOREVER,

How are you today, i hope all is well with you, did you not get my email today ? i want you to know that the mission needs the money so we can start construction this week, hunnie we will want you to please do this asap, why have you not emailed me today, do get bck to me ..i wait to hear from you love..go to the western union office now and send the money to the mission, i will be here for you love...

I decided to buy time by sending him a really random e-mail:

The wolf howls at dawn.

Hello Jaun,
What do you mean by this, and what are you talking about, i knew younever wanted to help buyt just playing with \emotions and something serious..

He seems pissed!

Of course I wanted to help you my love. This is outrageous! I am incredibly insulted. I thought we had something special together, but you ruined it with your insult. You will get nothing from me, unless I see a hand written apology. I hope you are happy, you have made your true love cry.
Sister Juanette Boll

Sister Juanette Boll,

Why will you say all this, you made me talk this way to you my love, i will never in any way want to be rude to you my love,i never understood what you ment with what you sent to me ..what is this " The wolf howls at dawn " , do not know what it means i thought you were calling me a wolf , whioch i do not like, you never responded to the email i sent to you..i need you to also clarify what you ment by that...

My Love, am so sorry if i have insulted you in anyway, but i am just stressed up as you do not want to help the mission.. this is a project that i have all my heart to, please i want you to also reply to the mission email ok,please hunie, let me know if you will help the mission, i am so fraustraed and do not kow what to do.. you are not helping me in anyway .. if you truely love me like you say you will not do alll this you are doing to me and the mission..

The mission was what made me know you and you promised and woed to help the mission in our project.. now all your asking is love and want to forget about the mission, iam not rejecting your love, i do like what your into, and am interested, but please do what you have said you will do unless you do not want to help the mission again.. the missionary members asked me what you said last, and if you still wanted to help in donating, but i was so short of words and did not know what to say..

Please if you Love me like you say you do, as for me i do Love you and will be with you if you want, but i need you to understand all i have been saying ok.. you are not making me beleive you ..

I will want you love to go send the money today , i am so so sorry if i have insulted you in anyway, love is forgiving and i want you to forgive me.. i will wait to hear from you again..thanks and may God bless you...

Your True Love..Omolede.

Sorry ain't good enough, reverend!

As I said, I want a hand written apology. You hurt me very deeply, my love. I do want to help the mission, as long as I know that you are sincere.

Hello sister Jaun,

i have done what you said and i want you to know that i mean every ord in the apology letter, i hope you will send the money today, its so dull here and the weather is cold, becos it is raining so much, i was in the rain when i came to the cyber cafe to check my email and read what you sent.. i will wait to here from you, am sorry..what does wolf hawks at dawn mean ? let me know so i willl not make same mistake..

your true love... omolede

It gives me great pleasure to show you his literary masterpiece!

Thank you, my love. I knew you wouldn't abandon me! Why do you keep talking about wolves?
Your Love,
Sister Juanette Boll.

hello sister jaun,

thanks am glad you could email me back , i talked about it cos of the email you sent to me.. lets forget about that, hunnie why will you not want to send the money to the missionary work project again, please i really want to know if you will do this, please go send the money today if you want to help the mission cos i do not understand you anymore love.. love you promised and said you will help the missionary project, that was why we contacted you, please the other memebers are asking me about your donation, please say if you still want to help or not, if you want to , please go send the money and get back to me with the mtcn number and your details your full name, addrrss, amount you send.. here my details again..

receiver's name:- omolede joseph
receiver's adddress :- papa ajao , lagos nigeria 23401 hunnie i need you to go send the money today, if you dont i guess you do not love me and will not want to help the missionary project.. all my love..
omolede

I shall send the money today, my love.
Tell me, am I beautiful?
Juanette Boll

Hello sister jaun Love,

thanks am glad you said you will, i will wait to hear from you with the western union details..YES you are very beautiful,and i like the cloth you wear putting on, i wish we will be together after the mission project is done.. i cannot wait, thats why i need you to help the mission on time so we can get on with our relationship and i can come to you soonest... thanks again love, the missionary memebers will be so happy to get the money for the building..

love you

omolede

I have made the payment, my love. I hope we can be together soon. Have you made flight arrangements yet? I have scanned the Western Union reciept. You can download it at the link I am providing. My computer is rather old so it may take awhile to download, just give it time my love. http://img119.imageshack.us/my.php?image=westernunionub5.gif
Sister Juanette Boll

That 'download' is not a downlaod at all. It is a GIF that take 20 minutes to complete, then says download failed when it's all over and done with!

Sister Juanette Boll,

Good , i am so happy to hear that you have sent the money, the mission will be so glad to hear that, hunnie the download was so stressful and we could not get it all done.. what i will need you to do will be to write and fill them accordingly like you have them filled out on the recepit and get back to me with the below details,like

mtcn number 10 digits.....?

sender's name.....?

sender's address.....?

receiver's name.....?

receiver's address.....?

amount sent.....?

text question.....?

answer.....?

I will also need you to know that we are so greatful for this, please know that God will supply your needs so much that you will never lack in any way..

my love, i have not in any way travelled outside my country, and this wil be my very first time i will get on a plane, i just go on car and buses...once we get the money i will have to travell to the vilage for one day and come back so i can give the mission the money and the project wil continue..

hunnie like i said , once you have helped the missionary project to about 80% done, and the people can have a place to pray and worship, then i will have to make all plans and get the visa and buy air tickets so i can come to you for the rest of my life...but hunnie i want you to know that i have two kids already and they are in the boarding house, but we can always send money to then while am with you.. after there schollling they can come join us, or will you want me to come with them?

my love, i will wait for you to get back to me with the details above, i will wait till i hear fro you before going to the village for sunday service..thanks alot and may God bless you, and bless our relationship...hunnie i want to trust you not to cheat on my, cos i will be so heart broken if you do so ....

All My Love..

Your Love...Omolede

All the info was in the attached file. It may take a little while to download, but everything you need is there. Please do try again, just wait it out.
Sister Juanette Boll

Sister Juanette Boll,

thanks but why can't you just fill out what i listed, it will not take you any time, please the time to download is so much time and our time may nnot be eough to get it downloaded , why not just pleae for heavens sakes fill out the listed details and get back to me.. it will not take you time..please do this my love... i will wait to hear from you again..

He then lists all the required payment info yet again! Once again, I am omiting it.

Please calm down, my love. Do not get angry with me. I have tried another way, it should download instantly this way: http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=westernunionreciept2mj2.gif
That should be very fast.
Your love,

Don't worry! That is NOT a virus. It is another GIF that is mearly made to make people sweat. It will NOT harm your computer.

Hello Sister Juanette Boll,

Happy Sunday to you in the name of our Lord ... thanks for the meesage, but baby i am not mad at you or angry, but to be hinest i think you do not know what is going on, we cannot download what you sent, please understand and know that we cannot.. why or what will it take you to just fill those little details,it will not take you 2 minutes i know, since you say my love that you have sent the money and the recepit is with you, why not fill out what i have asked you to , please don't send anymore links for the mission, it will not be downloaded... the last link you sent was a virus, please my love, don't hurt me with this, if you know you have not or is not rady to help the mission i will understand, but please be honest and lets know what is going on... if you have sent the money like you said, please fill out the little details and get back to us... hunnie it rained here so much and the service was done under the rain, please don't give the mission hopes you cannot accomplish... if you have sent the money , do fill and send the details we listed.. i remian yur love, if you love me you will not hurt me ok... i want to love you more than words could say, and more than thought could imagine....i wait to hear from you my sweet love..

He then lists the required info again! I decided to give him some fake info...

As you wish my love...
mtcn number 10 digits.....9367592374

sender's name.....Juanette Boll

sender's address.....350 Fifth Avenue,Manhattan, New York, NY 10118

receiver's name.....Omolede Joseph

receiver's address.....Papa Ajao , Lagos, Nigeria, 23401

amount sent.....$2500 USD

text question.....Who do I own?

answer.....You

Your sweet love,
Sister Juanette Boll.

That address is for the empire state building. Note: That is not my actual house...suprisingly...

Hello Hunnie,
thanks but i want you to please track the details you gave me,when i tracked it at the western union, this was what it showed me ..

'' W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify your information and click Check Status.''

Please love, it will be so nice of you to please track the money at http://www.westernunion.com/ , i was told to do so before going to the bank, so i can verify truely but to my surprise the money is not there... please check the number you sent to me and track it, if its there you will be told,its ready for pick up...Please hunnie i want you to know that i am not happy with all this, why will you keep hurting me all the time with this, are you sure you want to help the mission ? am sure you do not... why will you send money and it cannot be tracked please verify this... i do not want to get into trouble when i go collect the money,..please get back to me...am not happy with you my love..take care and God bles you..

your love omolede...

He is really get suspicious now...

Calm down my love. Your hurting me very much with your cruel evil words. I sent you the wrong number, I am sorry. I have never used Western Union before, I looked at the wrong paper. The number is 1023689749. Calm down. Do not get angry with me. It will make me angry. You wont like me when I am angry.
Your angry love,

hunnie you are the one hurting me, why are you doing this, i have tracked this and it is the same, its late here and i have to go , why dont you track it yourself.. you are not being honest ... and God is the judge ...it is the same, no such numbers exits in there website..

omolede

I sent several replies (all very random) but sadly, I have not heard back from the reverend. This was my most enjoyable bait yet. I hope you had as much fun reading it, as I did doing it.

Scammers don't like Cheques...

In this bait I learn that scammers don't like cheques...

Dear Brother Juan Boll

Contact John David @ john_David1and2@yahoo.co.uk i have informed him already and kept the cheque to him to send to you, i knew he will be expecting to hear from you,go ahead and contact him immediately he will send it to you and as soon as you received the cheque try to get back to me OK.you tried for me then and God is great after every thing God made impossible to be possible
have a nice day
Kenneth Elemuo

Hello John David.
As you can see by the e-mail below, Mr Kenneth told me to contact you. My name is Brother Juan Boll, and I run a mission for orphans here in New York City. I look forward to working with you to help the children.
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Sir,

I got your mail which i have been waiting,my master kept your cheque with me here that i should send to you i wait to hear from you and have your informations where i can send it ,coupled with instruction my master gave to me, that i should wait when you contact me before i should send the cheque,so please advice me,should i send it through courrier service or should i trasfer it through bank to your bank account?

please make your choice if you need it through bank transfer,you have to send me your bank informations as to enable me remitt it to your bank account or you like it by courrier service then you have to send me your house address where i can send it to and your telephone number.
Thanks
Await hearing from you
John David

I like how he says "my master". What, is this guy working for Dracula or something?!?

I am glad to hear that you will be donating money to the orphanage. The children will be most pleased. Please send the money ASAP, the children need new clothes soon.
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Sir,
Please give me your address where i will send the cheque to you, infact how do you like me to send this to you,get back to me i have other things at hand doing.
John David:

You can send the check to my Church's Head Office. God Bless You.
Order of the Protoss
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C.
USA
Brother Juan Boll

That address is the FBI Headquarters. I am sure they would be happy to 'help' him.

Dear Sir,
went to courier office today to send this stuff to you when i received your mail with your address but the people i met there in courier office were requestig the sum of $250usd,so it was unfortunate i couldn't send it as my master did not left any money for me to send this to you,so please do not be offended i don't have the $250 to pay for corrier office and i did not even know that sending this to you will cost this kind of money i could informed my master before he left.
So before i can send it to you,you have to provid the $250usd that was required by courrier office as to enable me send it to you..
As you will be sending the money please send it through western union money transfer,with bellow informations
1, Reciver Name Kenneth Elemuo because i will use the Name identity of my master to take the money from the western union.
2,control number
3,question and answer
4,country Togo
I will be expecting your urgent response,so that i can send so that I cn send this to ou tday.
Thanks

And now we get to the classic asking for money for shipping bit. He sure as hell isn't getting a penny out of me. But I will waste his time...

Do you have another way of sending it that would be less costly?
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Sir,
I was moving around and found that DHL are taking the sum of $175 but as for me i will appreciate sending this by courrier service, do to i have been using courrier service and i like their service,so make your choice.and send the charge with the bellow informations.

,1 Reciver Name Kenneth Elemuo because i will use the Name identity of my master to take the money from the western union.
2,control number
3,question and answer
4,country Togo
Thanks
John David

How do you want the payment sent?
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Sir,
You have to send the money through western union money transfer with the bellow informations
1, Reciver Name Kenneth Elemuo then you send to me all the payment informations,as to enable me pick it up in the western union.
Thanks
John David

I shall make the payment soon. God Bless
Brother Jaun Boll

Dear Sir,
As soon as you send the money please send me your tel phone number is very necessary,so that the Agent can contact you when arrived over there with the passel,because i will send the passel with your house address and also give Agents your tele phone to link you, immediatly they arrived.
Thanks
Have a nice day
John David

Unfortunatly, due to a terrible accident involving several Tribbles when I was young I lost most of my hearing and cannot use the phone. I sent a check in the mail today for you.

Spelling cheque as 'check' only helps to confuse him...

Dear Sir,
Please i do not undersatnd what you are saying,by saying that you sent a check for me,have you make the payment? give me the control number and other payment informations.
Await hearing from you.
John David:

I sent you a check for the payment. Hopefully you will get it soon.
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Sir,
I am not still understand what you are saying,do you sent the money by what means? is it by xestern union or what?if you have sent it by western union the send me the control number and payment information,how do you sent the money?YOU CAN NOT SEND MONEY WITH OUT INFORMATIONS AND I CAN NOT TAKE MONEY FROM WESTERN UNION WITH OUT THE SENDER INFORMATIONS,I,control number, 2,sender name ,3, receiver name 4question and answer, 5, country Togo all these informations must be involved before i can take the money from the western union ok,you have to go back where you sent the money and send it currect, i hope you can now understand?
bye for now
John David

He is really getting confused. Hooray!

I sent a cheque in the mail to you.

Dear Sir,
Please i do not understand,how can you send cheque in the mail for me?where i told you to send me the money through western union,look if you wants to send me the money send it through western union ok,i can't understand what you are saying.

To be honest, I'm not sure he knows what a cheque is...

I sent the cheque through the post office. That is how. The money is on it's way to you.

Please let me know when you get the cheque.
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Sir,
i can not get the money if you want to send money to me follow my advice send the money by western union,if you can not send it by western union that means i can not do any thing.

Geez, this guy is dumb!

You don't understand. I sent you a cheque in the mail. All you have to do is open the envelope, take the cheque out and deposit it at the bank. I don't understand why you can't understand that. Please write back.

Sadly I never heard back from this moron. Oh well.

A short, but funny bait...

This is another of my first baits. It's rather short, but entertaining nonetheless.

CALVARY GREETINGS,MY NAME IS MRS.JESSICA HERBERT, I AND MY HUSBAND ARE ON A CHRISTAINMISSION TO AFRICA AND I CAME ALONG WITH MY PUPPY (YORKIE). AFTER A WHILE INOTICED THAT THE AFRICAN WEATHER IS NOT GOOD FOR THE PUPPY AND I HAVE NOTBEEN ABLE TO TAKE GOOD CARE OF HER THE WAY I ALWAYS DO BECAUSE OF MY JOB.

I NEED SOMEONE TO ADOPT HER AND TAKE CARE OF HER THEWAY I ALWAYS DO. IF YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF HER DO SEND A REPLY AND I WILLEMAIL YOU HER PICTURES. I HOPE TO READ FROM YOU.

REGARDS,
MRS.JESSICA HERBERT.

I would love to have your puppy. Please e-mail me the pictures.
Chuck Norris

I was then sent these pictures. Cute little bugger. I'm sure these pics were jsut cut and pasted from a google image search...

She look perfect. What is your reccomended cooking time?
Chuck Norris

Ok thanks, i will like you to contact the shipping agent so he can inform you on the shipping details. I cook by 7.30 Am and reserve lunch for my pet and cook another by dinner.

Wow, I don't know if I could eat 3 dogs in one day. How long and how hot do you cook a dog of this size for?

I was really looking forward to the scammer's reply, but sadly I never heard back. Oh well, I had a bit of fun...

My First Bait...

This was one my first baits, and to be honest, it really didn't go well. But I have posted anyways. I have learned a fair bit from this first foray into scam baiting, and hopefully my future baits will be more successful. Before we begin, a quick note: E-mails form the scammer will be in italics, my reply will be in normal and any supplmental comments from me will be in bold. Now, on wiht the show!

Hello, I am Major Ralph Harland, I am a British officer attached to UN peace Keeping force in Iraq, I am the commanding officer of the First Battalion of the Royal Irish Regiment, as you may know everyday, there are several cases of insurgent’s attacks and suicide bombs going on here.

We managed to Move funds belonging to some demised persons who were attacked and killed through insurgent attacks. The total amount is US$9.5 Million dollars in cash. We want to move this money to you, so that you may keep our share for us until when we shall come over to meet you.

We will take 60%, my partner and I. You take 40%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq, Iraq is a war zone.

We plan on using Diplomatic courier and shipping the money out in two large metallic boxes, using diplomatic immunity. If you are interested I will send you the full details; my aim is to find a good partner that we can trust and assist us can you be trusted?

When you receive this letter, kindly send me an e-mail here majorralphharland@yahoo.co.uk, or majorralpharland@aol.co.uk signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone/fax numbers for quick communication and also your contact details. This business is 100% risk free.

Respectfully, Major Ralph Harland

Wow, a major in the British Army! How lucky am I! I better reply to this high ranking and apprently very wealthy, man!

Dear Major Harland,
I am touched by your story. My name is Brother Juan Boll, and I run a mission for orphans here in New York City. I would be honoured to aid your noble cause, in order to help the children of the world.
Brother Juan Boll

Hello Brother Juan Boll,

Many thanks for the urgent response to my email. My partner and I hope you can be trusted on this; we also want this to be a confidential transaction there should be no third parties.

The two boxes containing the funds are safe here with us and we will move the boxes to you as soon as we can via a diplomatic courier across the border seems such service at the moment here is not guaranteed.

Before we proceed I want you to send me a copy of your international passport or any of your identity so there could be trust as I will also forward a copy of mine to you after I must had received yours.

The 40% percent as planed to be your share will be yours as soon as the funds is moved to your country via the diplomatic courier in Iran, It will be so difficult getting the funds via the Iranian diplomatic courier service but never to bother as this will be taken care of from our side here in Iraq.

Send us a scan copy of your identity so we can know whom we are dealing with as this is a huge amount of money; also send us your contact information such as your home address or the delivery address and also your direct telephone number.

Due to security reasons and confidential purpose you can not call me as the phone number here are monitored hope you understand this facts for our own good.

I will proceed and also forward you a scan copy of the boxes as soon as we get the only requirement from you which is a scan copy of your identity.

Once again many thanks for the urgent response to my email.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

Before we can go any further with this business, I am afraid I must tell you something. My Church, the Order of the Protoss, will not allow me to do business with a non-Church member. If you wish to continue our business you will have to convert to my faith.
[CENSORED]

I accidently signed this with my real name. Doh!

I thought I would try and get the major to convert, but he doens't buy into it...

Hello,

Brother Juan Boll or [CENSORED] I don’t know which to call you, faith is of the heart, if you really want to assist then we can proceed as I wish not to convert to your faith.

If you still want us to proceed then send me the requirement as requested as I will also send you a copy of my passport copy when I receive yours, if you are no longer interested then you make it known to me as I am only seeking for assistance to receive the boxes nothing more

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

It saddens me to hear that you will not join the Order, but we may yet be able to conduct some business. Being a high ranking officer, I imagine you could get some items for me. We require food for the poor orphans. We need 150 kilos of zergling meat, and 150 kilos of Hydralisk meat. If you can get this then the Church should be able to pay you well. If you cahnge your mind about converting, do let me know. It is very simple.
Brother Juan Boll

I thought I would try another way to mess with the Major, but once again he won't bite...

Hello Juan Boll,

I want to know if you are willing to go further with the business or not as I don’t have much time to write email: I want the shipment of the boxes to be made this week.

If you write your next email and nothing reasonable is found then I will take it to be a not interested and stop emailing you.

In order to proceed, send me a scan copy of your identity as I will send you a scan copy of mine once I receive yours so we can proceed with the shipment.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

The Major seems to be getting a bit impatient...

I did reply to you, and I am interested in doing business with you.
Brother Jaun Boll

Hello Juan Boll,

Your email was received; if really you want to assist and go further then you have to listen to what I am saying because it seems to me that my pervious emails to you were not noted and understood.

Please don’t get me wrong as I must tell you, the sum involved in this business is a huge amount of money, I told you how the money was found and I expect you to keep this away from anybody, please it’s very important not even members of your church should know about the funds.

I am attaching a scan copy of my international passport together with a picture of the funds in the boxes for you to recognise them when they are delivered to you by the diplomat.

I want you to also send me a scan copy of your identity for me to know the person I am dealing with as I can’t just have $9.5 United States Dollar’s ship to someone I don’t know much about, someone I can not trace if I happen to be looking for the person, hope you understand.

The boxes will be shipped as soon as I receive a scan copy of your identity and the delivery address also your direct telephone number; I will check my email in couple of hours and if I receive the above requirements the shipment will take place immediately as we want to move the funds out of here as soon as possible.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

The Major attached the following photos...(for security reasons I wrote FAKE accross his passport, just to be sure no one else uses it scam people)

Seems kind of strange that the partner of a British Army Major would be a grunt from the American Airborne!

Look at all that cash, I'm sure he really took that photo...

Before we proceed any further, I have a quick question. What regiment is your partner is?
Juan Boll

Hello Juan Boll,

Your email was received, my partner found the funds as he wouldn’t want to be seen nor contacted by anyone that is why I had contact you alone, you are advised to forward the requirements in order for me to proceed, I wonder why it’s taking you much to send the information for me to make the shipment. Do this as soon as possible for the shipment to be done by tomorrow.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

If he didn't want to be seen, why did you send his picture?

I am just a bit concerned is all. I would just like to know your partner's name. How is Iraq right now? How is the regiment doing?
Juan Boll

In order to re-assure the Major that I really am a good Christian I decided to send him my Church ID...

Below you will find a copy of my Church ID.
Brother Jaun Boll

Keen eyed readers may recognize the picture...one of the actors from Nacho Libre!

Hello Juan Boll,

Your email was received together with attached file but you failed to indicate the delivery address the address where the diplomat will deliver the boxes also your diract telepone number is needed, forward this information's to enable me proceed.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

Holding off on giving him an address seems to really be annoying him. Awesome! In order to keep the bait going I decided I had better give him an address...

The address is:
Order of the Protoss Church
725 Fifth Avenue at 56th Street
New York City
New York
United States of America
Juan Boll

That, is the address for Trump Tower...You're fired!

Dear Juan Boll,

I had the consignment shipped today 9th of May to your given address (725 Fifth Avenue at 56th Street New York City New York United States of America) with the copy of the agreement signed by my partner and me for you to have a copy of it.

It was shipped via the Iranian diplomatic courier service this morning, to the best of my knowledge the two boxes will be delivered to you via their diplomatic agency in Madrid Spain as the diplomatic courier service used for the shipment is the easiest, fastest, and the best.

Please be informed that they do not know the content of the boxes as it was shipped as family items, such as cloths, and personal documents.

The boxes will be delivered to you in three days time by the Spanish diplomatic courier service in Madrid as the Iranian diplomatic courier service used for the shipment have a branch in Spain which is their international dispatching center.

Find attached to this email a copy of the Airway Bill, once again I hope you can be trusted and the trust me and my partner have for you will not be in vain, please I beg of you to keep the boxes until we leave this war zone and come to the States for our own share if we will still be alive.

Your email, names, and address was stated on the body of the boxes before the shipment, do feel free to ask me for any other information, once again no body knows about the content of the boxes as it was shipped as family items.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

Looks like Donald Trump might be getting a parcel...Except that is an obvious fake...And why was sent via IRANIAN couriers?!?!

I am glad to hear it has been shipped. I am curious, why did you send it via the Iranian Diplomatic Courier Service, when you are in Iraq?
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Juan Boll,

Sorry for the late response to my email I had not been very active at my duty since I was trying to conclude this business, so I used the little time I had to get something done.

I am in Iraq, the boxes was shipped from Iran because such services are not here in Iraq, it was shipped by a kind gentleman whom was given some shares from the money as well to assist make the shipment.

Are the boxes delivered to you? Please do keep me posted.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

I am glad you are alright. No, the packages have not arrived yet. How is Iraq today? God bless.

[CENSORED] I did it again! I msut be more careful about which name I am using!

I then get an e-mail form the diplomat/courier...

Attention Mr. Juan Boll,

Sir,

I am diplomat James Douglas I want to bring to your notice that I arrival our transit center in Madrid Spain this morning and was supposed to continue my trip to the destination United States as stated in the airway bill of the consignment I was to deliver to you.

I was stopped at the point of departure by the Spanish customs at the airport demanding for the diplomatic yellow tag, I made them to understand that they was a diplomatic yellow attached to boxes before the shipment from the place of origin Iran.

Couple of hours later they told me the diplomatic yellow tag attached to the boxes was only valued from the place of origin to Madrid international airport, not from Madrid international airport to United States.

They told me that if the yellow tag is not presented to them that they will have to open the boxes because the yellow tag stands as the agreement between the diplomatic company and the customs for private purpose; I was made to understand that the yellow tag will cost the total sum of €820 Euros which should be paid as soon as possible in order for me not to be delayed and buy a new ticket.

I advise you to transfer the above mention sum immediately via western union money transfer with my names James Douglas destination Madrid Spain.

I will proceed further and get the yellow tag from the customs as soon as you send down the money to me, remember that if I do not get the diplomatic yellow tag today or tomorrow I may stand the chance of buying a new ticket to continue the trip to the final destination of the boxes.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas

Diplomat officer

Let me know how I can go about helping you.
Brother Juan Boll





I check the IPs, and both the 'Diplomat' and 'The Major' are located in Barcelona, Spain! Not quite Iraq. I did some more research, and that is not even the name of the commander of that regiment, nor are they even in Iraq!





Attention Mr. Juan Boll,

Sir,

All you have to do is send the €820 Euros for me to get the diplomatic yellow tag and leave Madrid for the United States, you can send the funds via western union money transfer on my name James Douglas destination Madrid Spain, I can as well be reach on telephone number 01134-659-018-385, your telephone number was not indicated in the airway bill or the shipment file, You are advised to call or send me your telephone number for verbal discussion.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas
Diplomat officer



So here is where they start asking for money. They ain't getting a penny out of me! But we can let them think they are...





Due to an accident involving Tribbles when I was young I lost most of my hearing, so I cannot use the phone. I shall make the payment soon.
Brother Juan Boll





Will this dumbass believe that cute fuzz balls from Star Trek made me lose my hearing? Yes, of course he will!





Attention Mr. Juan Boll,

Sir,

I am in receipt of your email, I await the western union money transfer information to get the yellow tag from the customs and continue to the United States.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas
Diplomat officer





I just got back and have sent the payment to John Douglas as requested.
Brother Juan Boll





I said the wrong name on purpose to try and worry him, but he didn't seem to notice...





Attention Mr. Juan Boll,

Sir,

You are advice to send me the information for the western union money transfer, the MTCN number, money transfer control number for me to pick up the funds and proceed in getting the yellow tag from the customs, or you can scan and send me the western union receipt that was issued to you from where you sent the money from.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas
Diplomat officer





I am not used to doing these sorts of things, I think I still have the receipt around here somewhere...






Attention Mr. Juan Boll,

Sir,

You said you had made the payment, send me the receipt for me to proceed or I handle the boxes to the customs, I had been here since and will want to deliver some package to other clients.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas
Diplomat officer

Calm down Mr. Criminal Low Life...

The payment has been made. Below you should find the receipt.
Brother Juan Boll

My Western Union is a very obvious forgery, and you think that would make Mr Scammer realise he is being had, but OH NO! He thinks this is still real...

Sir,

I am in receipt of your email with the receipt of payment you made via western union money transfer; I want to bring to your notice that the MTCN money transfer control number was not indicated in the receipt, I can receive the money and pay for the yellow tag without this number

Note that I have been here for more than 72 hours and if you don’t comply to enable me leave this place I will hand over the boxes to the customs for them to view its content, before the delivery if I am allowed to proceed further to the United States.

I advise you go back to where you sent the money and ask them for the 10 digits number which are the money transfer control number, without this number I can not be paid by the western union agent here in Madrid and the customs will take hold of the boxes for check up before I continue to the United States depending on what you have in your package.

Please do advise me on what I should do if I should allow the customs check the package or not.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas
Diplomat officer

I just got back from the western union office...seems they messed up the transfer. I will have to go back tomorrow and try again.
[CENSORED]

Yet again I used my real name, man I am careless! I decided to try and cover it up...

As my assisstant, Brother [CENSORED], said, the Western Union office somehow managed to omit the transfer number. I must admit, I am not very good at these sorts of technical things, that's why I sent my assitant Brother [CENSORED] to the WU office. I hope to have this sorted out soon. God Bless.
Brother Juan Boll

Sir,

Email me the information as soon as the problem is solved.

Regards.

Mr James Douglas

Diplomat officer

I am very angry with Western Union, they would not correct the problem. They are obviously friends of the Zerg. I have instead sent you a cheque.
Brother Juan Boll

Lets see how he reacts to being sent a check when I dont have his address...

I didn't hear anything form him so I sent a follow up e-mail...

Is there any sign of the cheque?
Brother Juan Boll

Suddenly, I am contacted by the Major again!

Dear Juan Boll,

The diplomatic corries service said the receiver’s direct telephone number must be included or the shipment will not be made should the diplomat arrival to it’s destination and could not reach you he will have to to call you, listen you make me talk too much as I am not a good talker.

I had made this request more than three times up still date you did not provide any what is the problem? Update me with the telephone number in order for me to proceed.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

I must admit, when I was young I was involved in a terrible tribble accident and lost most of my hearing, thus I cannot use the telephone very well. I held off telling you for I am quite embarrassed by it.
Brother Juan Boll

Hello,

Please update me
Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

The courier required a payment to allow him a special yellow tag. I made the payment today.
How are you and your men?
I am curious to hear what it was like growing up in Ireland?
Brother Juan Boll

Dear Juan Boll,

Please i need your update.

Respectfully,

Major Ralph Harland

What's the matter, Major? Afraid you won't get your money?

I am having trouble getting the money to your courier. Hopefully it will be sorted soon.

Brother Jaun Boll

Sadly I never heard back from either of them. I sent both of them follow up e-mails and heard nothing in return. Seems they fianlly gave up. Still, I wasted a fiar bit of their time, don't you think?