Gender Confusion

This is, thus far, my funniest bait. Way better then the previous 3 on here. In this, I also get my first trophy (something specially made by the scammer specifically for the baiter) in the form of a hand written letter.

Peace of Our Lord Jesus Christ be unto you...

Dear Sir/Ma,

I am Rev Joseph Omolede , of the Pentecostal Revival Missionary of Nigeria, with head quaters located in the south-west of lagos state,nigeria..we are a Non governmental organization . We are Christian Missionaries , we go about preaching the gospel to all human race , as our Lord Jesus has commanded said "go out and preach the gospel to all nations " on obeying this command, we got to a community names Ijebu Mushin,in Ogun State , that use to be idol worshiper but haven heard the Gospel, the King , chiefsmen and all the enitre Ijebu Mushin community has repented and accepted the Lord Jesus has there Personal Lord and Saviour... To make the word of the Lord fulfilled, we have then decided not to leave the community without a place of praise and worship, we there by embank on the project of building big a place of worship a Church for the Almighty God, where his people can praise, worship and pray.

We thereby seek God fearing people( not particular about religion ) in your support in doing the building of this Holy place of worship for the Almighty God.. we have a free landed space, which we hope this church can be built on, and we our finances is down , thats why we are contacting you for your sole and hearty support , we will be pleased if you assist us with any amount.

Our Vision and Mission:-

* To preach the Gospel of Jesus Christ (who is the Only way to the Father, and preach his coming ) to All Nations of the world

* To Build a Holy worship Center which will accommodate about 2000 christians for worship, praise,prayer,communion together in the Lord

* To encourage and teach the teenage and youths in our society the true way which is Jesus Christ, he is the only way to the Father

* To Assist fellow Christian Brothers and human beings who are in need ..

* Helping Humanity and the Youth in general, to raise them to be Good and Patriotic Leaders who will serve their poeple in good faith, and will contribute immensely to the growth and development of the Nation..

* To help the needed such as the widows,widoers,beggers,the motherless babies home,prisoners,less previlegde people etc..

This a project formed out of the commandment of Jesus christ , Love and Passion for the grwoing gospel in this community,and help needed by the community in focus at present ..

"Then saith he unto his disciples, The harvest truly is plenteous, but the labourers are few; Pray ye therefore the Lord of the harvest, that he will send forth labourers into his harvest. " Matthew (ch. IX, v. 37-38)

"Be kindly affectioned one to another with brotherly love; in honour preferring one another; Not slothful in business; fervent in spirit; serving the Lord; Rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation; continuing instant in prayer; Distributing to the necessity of saints; given to hospitality"Romans (ch. XII, v. 10-13)

As the Lord has said " Give and it shall be given unto you, good measure press down , shaking and running over ", We therefore seek your good support in helping us in donating towards this project, We know the Lord is a rewarder and he will greatly reward you in 100% folds and "He will suppy all your needs according to His riches in Glory by Christ Jesus ". We will wait to hear from you.Thank you and God bless you

Rev Joseph Omolede

Pentecostal Revival Missionary

pentecostal_fellowship@yahoo.com

A pretty standard 419, and now for my reply...

Hello Madam.
Your e-mail was touching. I would be honoured to help a good Christian woman such as yourself.
Brother Jaun Boll

You will notice that I am calling HIM a WOMAN. No, I didn't make a mistake. My plan for this bait was to continously refer to him as a female in order to try and get him to eventually just pretend to be a female.

Hello Brother-in-Christ Brother Jaun ,
We are so glad to hear from you and may the peace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with you and your home ... Thanks for your good response , we are so pleased to hear that you are willing to assist us.. All we require is your donation towards this project , We have preached the gospel of Jesus Christ to this community and in order the establish the true word of God in the community we have decided to build a church for them.. All we need is your support in donation, it can either be sent to us via western union depending on how much you are willing to donate to us , we have gotten Christian brothers who are from the community in various works like carpentry, brick laying, plumber, roofing , engineers, who are set to work and some laborers too.. but the materials are very expensive and these people live poorly and cannot afford anything much but are willing to contribute with the efforts in any way ... we have some contractors here who are set to help too .. We hope to hear from you again, you are welcomed to donate any amount in your capacity for this project, we will truly appreciate any financial support from you ... Thanks and May God Bless you and your home and he will surely supply all your need according to his riches in Glory by Christ Jesus ...lets us know how much you are willing to donate to us , we are not asking for am amount, this is for the work of God, any amount will be ok by us and we will get back to you.. We hear from you again..

God Bless you...
Rev Joseph Omolede

Pentecostal Revival Missionary

pentecostal_fellowship@yahoo.com

I would be honoured to help a sister of Christ, such as yourself. Would it possible to see a picture of you and your mission? Thanks again, madam.
Brother Jaun Boll

Borther Jaun Boll,
Thanks again and may simply say ,we do not at the moment have the full picture of the whole members of the mission for now, i am in the town now to see my kids and wife, and also to seek donation from good people like you ( there is no access to the internet in the villages )...and will be traveling to the village ( ijebu mushin ) this weekend for the chruch service, we get so busy during the weekend with chruch acticities and other things .... we are members with teams and sub teams, when we get to a village to work, we divid our selves into sub teams and take the work differntly...education(read and write),shelter(teach them to cook and bake),sports , sex education and growth in the human body especially for the women and younger girls,and chruch service...we all do differenct jobs but all is to bring preach the gospel and help the needed in our society and nation, we do not do this in the urban areas, but we go to the rual and local villages that are si poor and cannot help themselves.. some of them we give clothes, food ,shelter, educate them (teach them how to read and write, so they can read and study the bible for themselves to grow in the Lord)... we are always in the villages both male and female of the missioanry, i have two kids and they are in the hostel school , the school authority is taking good care of them and God is too..i can send you a scanned copy on my ineternational passport for you..

I want you to know that this donation is for the helpless villages and there growth in the Lord, so they can continue the good work we have started in their life and continue in the way of the Lord.. to serve him with all their hearts and know that Jesus Christ is the only way to the father .. Teach and Educate the children to be good to themselves and the nation..the Church will bring Light and Hope to community and impact in them knowlegde and understanding of God and Peace of God will reign in the community ...

The missionary work is a very challenging one and we know our reward is in heaven and for you to assist us is a great opporunity for us to do this the more.. we are so pleased for your good encoragement and God will continue to bless you more and more..we will wait to hear more from you .. thanks again , the missioanries will continue to pray for you and your house hold, helping us is so apprecaited by us , we know the Lord will use you more in the financing than we ever think on the project and he will reward your finanaces and business in 100 folds more than you can imagine..God Bless you
Rev Joseph Omolede

PFM

He sent me this crappy looking blueprint of the Chruch.

Madam, I would like to see your passport, if that is alright. I would love to see a picture of you so I can see what a beautiful woman you must be. Would it be possible for you to get a picture of the mission the weekend when you return to the village? I look forward to helping you and your flock.
Brother Juan Boll

Hello Brother Juan Boll,

Good Morning to you in the name of our Lord, thanks for the response, i will get you a copy like i said of my passport , i have also attached a copy of the landed space, we hope have for the building, on that ground we have our services and fellowship.. thanks for the complement, like the bible says '' everything God he was beautiful ''... so we are all beautifully made including yourself... i hope i can get you a pics of the missionary in service but this may be very difficult like i said we pay to rent digital camera from the town to take to the village, for me at present, i have no cash but the only monies i have with me is my bus transportation fare to travel to the village this weekend for the service, when i am coming back i will be given another transportation fare back to the town.. i want you to know that all the money we have is on this project and we have no extras...

Brother Jaun, it will be a reward from the Lord if you assist us from your heart in this project, we really need financing to for the missionary and the project we have,, this is quite a very challenging work and i must say the Lord is our strength...We truly need to start work as the raining season is around the corner, and sometimes when the rain comes we do not hold service outside but under the hot in the picture attached... Therefore we will want you to please for heavens sakes go ahead in whatever way you feel you have been lead by God to assist us.. We know he will surely bless you more and more, no amount is too small and no amount is too much, we will truly appreciate all whatever you do ... thanks and God bless you ..

Rev Joseph Omolede

PFM

Thank you for your e-mail madam. You are a very nice woman. Just let me know the best way to help you.
Your true love,
Brother Juan Boll.

Hello Brother Jaun,
Thanks for your email, and i really appreciate the complement, God is the most righteous person ..we are so please to hear from you, thanks so much for your good concern, i have been able to get the scanned copy of my international passport like i have said i will.. All we need is a donation from you , it can be sent to us via western union , we will be glad to hear from you how much you wish to assist us with your donation.. No amount is too small and No amount is too big, this a a very tasking project to us and we need alot of support from God fearing people like you .. if you are set to send the donation , i have written bellow details you will send the money and we will surely receive it.. you can send the donation to us according to how you can get it to us, it could not be in a whole amount but you can send it to us accordingly.. we will wait to hear from you..

Below is the details you will send the money to us via western union, you can send the monies to us via western union money transfer ..

Receivers Name:- Omolede Joseph

Receivers Address:- Lagos , Nigeria ,23401

Text Question:- The Lord is good

Answer:- All the time

Sir we will need you to get to us with the western union details as listed below:-

Mtcn control number(10 digits):

Sender name:

Sender address:

Amount sent:

Text Question:- as above

Answer:-as above

God bless you

Rev Joseph Omolede

PFM

Success! I got his passport and he has become a she! Well...sort of...

Notice how the gender listed on the passport is male. Seem the reverend leads an 'alternative' lifestyle. Not that there is anything wrong with that.

What is your reccomded donation amount? I don't want to give you too little. How much would be good? Also, as I see from your picture, you are as lovely as I imagined, but on your pasport it says you are a male. I am confused. Please clarify this for me.
Your love,
Brother Juan Boll

Brother Juan Boll,

Thanks, good to hear from you again, oh the mistake i did not take note, the passport was paid for me by a generous woman , who just heard that i was to travel to a near by country in africa to preach the gospel, and did not have a passport , she immediately requested for my passport photograph and paid at the immigration office for me... i guess it was a mistake from the detailsed record from the immigration office... Thanks for alerting me , i did not take close note, i am always in the village with the rural people, please dont mind me not noticing.. i will make corrections asap...

Well to say how much we need, i cannot really say, we need a big place of worship, like we have in the architectural front view, it will be a story building, where we can have the teenage and childrens department upstairs ... and the adults and youths will use the main auditorium... as the architects has said and he convrted the amount into USD.. we need a total of about $17,500 USD ( Church builidng and All interiors ) ... and in this we have gotten some money which we used to purchase some materails , the landed space was donated to us by the King of Ijebu Mushin land,so Brother Jaun, how much can you send to us , you may not be able to send much at once , you can send as you have the money and as God blesses your pocket ... This is the work of God and its a free will, we do not ask for a particula r amount, but we know that no amount is too much to give for us in the project ... if god blesses you to assist us with all we will be glad and God will replenish your pocket in a thousand folds ... We will wait to hear from you, let me ask , i do hope you have a western union outlet around you ... let us hear from you with the amount God has placed in your heart to donate to us ... Like i said if you cannot send all at once, you can send it as god provides and i know He will..
Rev Joseph

PFM..

Juan Boll has a change of heart...or rather...genitals...

Don't worry, you don't have to hide your secret from me, my love. I understand your alternative life style. I have often thought of becoming a woman as well. You have given me the inspiration to finally go ahead with it. As a thanks I shall send you even more then you need, how about $20,000 United States Dollars?
Sister Juanette Boll

Brother Juan Boll,

Good to hear from you , i do not practically understand what you said, but i will say thanks for letting us know you will assist us .. We want you to know that God Almighty is your rewarder and he will surly provide for all your needs .. Brother Juan, when will you be willing to send this sum to us, it rained here so badly and i know it will equally rain the villages and this may disturb our service of tomorrow, i should be on my way to the village when am tru written to you .. What we will need you to do for us will be to send the money bit by bit , please we will want to start work asap, for heaven sakes we need you to please first send us $2500 to my details i earlier gave you .. send via western union ... here is it again below

Receivers Name:- Omolede Joseph

Receivers Address:- Lagos , Nigeria ,23401

Text Question:- The Lord is good

Answer:- All the time

Amount sent ??

Like we said do get back to us with the western union details we gave you previously ... I want you to know that God is up there and he sees our heart, i want you to please make sure you fulfill your promise to us .. We will like to keep praying for you, we want to pray for you work, what Job do you do ? we know the Lord will make more ways for you if we pray for your job .. Thanks again, you can go ahead today to send the money and we will for the details from you,Please make sure you send it today , do all you can , if you do no have a western union in your location you can go to a near by city where you have one there , do not let them keep you waiting ...Thanks and May the Lord almighty be with you ..A little about why i took the job , i took this missionary work when i lost my husband some years back in a car accident when he was coming from a villages in the eastern part of nigeria , he died when he got to the hospital.. i was so passionate and lost all i had , i then took after his dream and have the vision ever since... I am a widower like i will say and i want to Thanks God how he has been helping me tru all these years .. Thanks , we hope you pray God will make you fulfill your confession in the amount you have mentioned ..you have make a promise and covenant to God and please make sure you fulfill it .. We will wait to hear from you.

Note:- Please let me know what you mean by " I have often thought of becoming a woman as well. You have given me the inspiration to finally go ahead with it. " If there is any way i can be of help i will be willing to assist ..You are a good man indeed ... thank God for your life ... we know he will use you for his Glory in the project ..." With Our Mouth Confession is made unto salvation'' ... make sure you fulfill your confession, God is your strength

Rev Joseph Omolede..PFM..

I shall go to Western Union on Moday.
I believe you know what I mean. Like you, I was born a man but am becoming a woman. You yourself have admitted to living this way. I look forward to my new life with you. I shall be going to a travel agent soon to see about the cost for moving to where you are, so we can be together for all eternity.
Your love,
Sister Juanette Boll

Happy Sunday to you Brother Jaun am so happy to read from you, i jusy got back from the village some minutes back, its about 3 hours from the main town here in lagos, the service was great today and we give God the glory for the service .. To respond to your email, i do understand all you have said, but i know God is in contol ok.. well i was born woman and still is a woman, some times i feel like a man but i still have no choice other than to be as Gd has created me ..

You must be kidding to want to start a new life with me, i told you am a widower with two kids, am sorry i do not have the money and cannot accomodate you if possible you come to africa but for me i cam come to you if you are truely serious about this , let me know what state you are and i will get to the travel agent and ask for the travel air fare and how much it wil cost for them to help me prepare a visa to your country ... then we can start a new life , BUT i must say Brother Jaun, what is most important to me now is the project, if thats the only thing i can do and leave the missonary work to come to you, i guess it worths it as the work of God is so important and i am sure you know this too ... let me know what you think ?

We will wait for the details from you when you send the money to us on monday like we have listed and requested you send them to us ... We had a short meeting and the missions talked abiut you and i told them how greatly God wants to us you for the project , we have decided to go on a 2 days fasting and prayer for you, so God can provide for all your needs as you donate towards our project and we know he will answer our prayers..

I will wait to hear from you, what time your time are you always online, we can chat when we know the time differnce , so we will know alots about our lifes.. Thanks again and May God bless you and your home ...

Please for heavens sakes please make sure you send the money tomorrow, the worship landed space was so muddy and so full of water, it also rained today too, but we thanks God it stopped in a short while..Please we will wait for the details so we cna conmense work ..asap..
Rev Jopseph Omolede

He really wants his money!

I understnad, your secret is safe with me. You moving here is the most wonderful idea I ahve ever heard. We can finally be together. I live in New York City. If you are moving here then I suppose you will not need money for the mission, perhaps we can buy a hosue together? I have attached a photo so you can see how my transformation into my true self is coming.
Sister Juanette Boll

I sent him a picture of myself...(of course that's not actually me)

Brother Jaun,

Thanks and May the Lord be with you , please i will really want to know if you want to help the missionary for this project, please if you are willing and God has placed it in your heart i will want you to please help the mission before anything between us , if you want me to come down, i will have to make sure i get this project 70% done before i can leave..I saw your pics and i know all your saving , please for now , help the needy people that needs to have a place to worship God, I know you beleive and know that God is true and exist, He is your creator no matter how you feel.. Please i want to know what you say, you promised us this donation and we need to start construction asap...God be with you

As you wish my love. I shall help the mission if it is what you want. Would I be able to see a picture of you?
Yours for all eternity,

Brother Jaun,

Thanks and May the Lord be with you , i guess you are online like i am, i am in a cafe where i paid to get online, i like to know if you have a yahoo is then we can chat online at yahoo messenger , if you do not have get one, i like you and everything about you, i will wait for you to send the $2500 tomorrow like you have promised .. i will get to the travel agent tomorrow monday afternoon to ask for the american visa fee and airfare ticket to new york, i hope you will be responsbile for all this, Bur please lets do the work of God first, and then when we are done, we can get on with our own life...thanks and God be with you .. Lets get the mission work done first , i hope you understand ...We cannot toy with the work of God and cannot neglect it undone , Why do you call me Love, what do you need me to do to Love you ? Are you kidding about the Love thing ? I do hope you are serious and not playing with my heart and emotional feelings, if you are then i will want this project to be done fast so i can come to you ...

Of course I am not kidding. I have fallen for you, you beautiful woman. You did not tell me if you thought I was beautiful when I sent you my picture? How do you like my new way of life as a woman?
Yours forever,
Sister Juanette Boll.
P.S. Why do you still call me Brother Juan, do you not accept my new way of life as Sister Juanette?

Why will he not just accept me for who I am? *sniff* I wanted to buy some time, so asked him for the payment info, even though he has sent it several times...

I still need you info for the money transfer fo $2500.
Sister Juanette Boll

Hello Sister Juanette Boll, Thanks for the mail , i have sent you the details ealier , probably you lost it on your system, i do like your way of life and good that you are serious about this .. thanks for fallen in love with me ... I willl want to please have this other email where you can email directly ok, there we can talk about love and other personal things .. I am not the only one accessing this email but alos the accountant and secretary of the mission, so please do this for our sakes ok..I will comment on your style in the other email ok..

Here the details where you will send the money to us , please make sure you send the money via western union today ...

I won't bother boring you with the western union details yet again. For some reason he sent me another e-mail with the details again...And once again, I won't bore you with them.

I shall send the money today, under one condition. I want a picture of you, my love. Have you gone to your travel agent yet? I shall be going to mine, I plan on visiting you soon.
Yours,
Sister Juanette Boll

My love, I am eagerly awaiting your reply with the requested picture. The money is ready to be sent. I am waiting for you.
Am I not beautiful?

Yours forever,
Sister Juanette Boll

I sent him my picture again, just so he can truely see my beauty.

Sister Juanette Boll,

Thanks for the mail, why are you doing this, why are you given me a condtion to help the mission, please i am all new to this , and i want you to know that if you say you love me you will not do all this , love is perfect and gentle, caring and forgiving, thats how Jesus loves and and died for us, and God sent him to do so with the love he has for us, he did not give us a condtion to his love ... Please if you want to help the mission please go ahead unless you are joking with the work of God .. please like i said , do send all love notes to the other email i sent to you .. we can talk more personally there ok..

I will wait to hear from you, why not get a yahoo id so we can chat here now .. Please dont joke with the work of God, you can do that with me in the toehr mail .. I have not pics of myself for now , i never planned this , i will get a pics for yu later ...
Rev Joseph Omolede

Sister Juanette Boll,

Thanks for the complement , i said send all love and personal notes to the other email ok, please do not let the other members think other wise about me, you are not doing me good with all you are saying in this email, send it to the other one ok .. Yes you are beautiful in that costume .. but we need to talk more ok..
Rev Joseph Omolede

The reverend doesn't seem to want to send me a picture of herself, perhaps that's becuase she is actually a man!

You never sent me another e-mail address, my love. If you cannot provide a photo at this time, so be it. Perhaps you could compose a love poem, my dearest. All I want is a token of your dedication to me, so that I know I am doing the right thing by giving you this money.
Love,

Sister Juanette Boll,
Here where i will want us to talk more about love, the other email is for the mission and am not the only one having access to it since it is a group thing..i find all this things new to me, i never felt this way in a very long time, some one like you saying you love me, i never took it serious and i am waiting for it to be real and true ... sorry i cannot get you the pics now, here a love poem to you, saying i want to be yours..i hope you accept me, i fell and like how your doing, i am ok with it, ... do you want me to be the male and you be the female or what do you want .. let me know what you need me to do , i am all yours, i can do this with you, i know God will make me see you like you have desired .. we Love, i hope this is for real and true, i will not want you to toy with my heart .. my bery first experience was when i was in high school, i use to dress like a man and like girls who were my friends,i never took it has something serious but it grew and i never bothered .. we its still in me and i do it sometimes but not all the time ...thanks again for bringing this to me , i hope we last forever like you have said..

I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust,
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust,
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot,
You call the shots,
I wanna be yours.
I wanna be your raincoat
For those frequent rainy days,
I wanna be your dreamboat
When you want to sail away,
Let me be your teddy bear
Take me with you anywhere,
I don't care
I wanna be yours.
I wanna be your electric meter
I will not run out,
I wanna be the electric heater
You'll get cold without,
I wanna be your setting lotion
Hold your hair in deep devotion,
Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean
that's how deep is my devotion.

Sister Juanette Boll, i want to ask for one favour from you, please do all you can like you have said to help the mission , so i can have a rest of mind with God on this project .. once the project is almost done, like 90% i can do anything i want to come to you in newyork city..

Spiritual Wedding

Today I stand before you,
With my spirit opened wide.
Open, your spirit to me, let me in.
Warm me like the bright sun above,
Lighten my darkened paths, as the silvery moon.
Cleanse my soul, and quench my thirst, like
The warm spring showers.
Confide in me, and guide me, as the keen and powerful wolf.
As the hair on our heads entwine,
So will our spirits,
Until we walk our last steps on the Mother Earth.
Spread our ashes in the wind,
So that the Hawk and Dove may soar into the clouds.
Until then, and only then, will our spirits
Become one, not only in spirit,
But in whole,With body and soul!

I will wait to hear from you..I feel the same way you feel more now than ever .. Yes i know we are doing the right thing, my fear is that it will not be a illusion, i will not want to loose you ... please don't break my heart ...
Omolede Joseph

Not suprisingly, I found out that he did not write those poems, he mearly stole them off the net. I must admit, that first one still sucks..."I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, sucking in your dust." WTF! That is the worst pick-up line ever!

Sister Juanette Boll, Here the email address again omo_joseph2001@yahoo.com , i will email you from there now .. do you want me to be the male and you be the female ? is that ok by you .. we will wait to hear from you with the western union details... i have sent you a personal email..

Your poems are truely beautiful. How about you be the woman, so you can enjoy my tastey man meat. I was thinking, perhaps I could come to Nigeria and stay with you until you are ready to move to America. I can then give you the money in person.

Sister Juanette Boll

Thanks for liking the poem, i can be your loving and caring woman as you want, i like you, your nice and good to me ,but am sorry i cannot accommodate you, i do not have a good place, i stay in a room which is not too good... please why not lets take this one day after the other, why not lets see what tomorrow holds, i do not want this to me a dream and i wake up for it not to be real... coming down here will not be too easy for you ... i can make it by Gods grace ... Please can you help the mission first ? and then we can continue with our love.. it will not be good and fair i forget the project hundred of people are waiting and looking forward to ... Please HELP THE MISSION FOR NOW...

Omolede

He is getting very eager for his money, it seems.

I jsut went to Western Union, my love. They were clsoing as I got there. I demanded they let me ino so I could send you the money, but the manager refused. I am very angry with him. I followed his car home, so I now know his address. I will make him pay for not letting me send you the money. He will pay.
Yours FOREVER,

How are you today, i hope all is well with you, did you not get my email today ? i want you to know that the mission needs the money so we can start construction this week, hunnie we will want you to please do this asap, why have you not emailed me today, do get bck to me ..i wait to hear from you love..go to the western union office now and send the money to the mission, i will be here for you love...

I decided to buy time by sending him a really random e-mail:

The wolf howls at dawn.

Hello Jaun,
What do you mean by this, and what are you talking about, i knew younever wanted to help buyt just playing with \emotions and something serious..

He seems pissed!

Of course I wanted to help you my love. This is outrageous! I am incredibly insulted. I thought we had something special together, but you ruined it with your insult. You will get nothing from me, unless I see a hand written apology. I hope you are happy, you have made your true love cry.
Sister Juanette Boll

Sister Juanette Boll,

Why will you say all this, you made me talk this way to you my love, i will never in any way want to be rude to you my love,i never understood what you ment with what you sent to me ..what is this " The wolf howls at dawn " , do not know what it means i thought you were calling me a wolf , whioch i do not like, you never responded to the email i sent to you..i need you to also clarify what you ment by that...

My Love, am so sorry if i have insulted you in anyway, but i am just stressed up as you do not want to help the mission.. this is a project that i have all my heart to, please i want you to also reply to the mission email ok,please hunie, let me know if you will help the mission, i am so fraustraed and do not kow what to do.. you are not helping me in anyway .. if you truely love me like you say you will not do alll this you are doing to me and the mission..

The mission was what made me know you and you promised and woed to help the mission in our project.. now all your asking is love and want to forget about the mission, iam not rejecting your love, i do like what your into, and am interested, but please do what you have said you will do unless you do not want to help the mission again.. the missionary members asked me what you said last, and if you still wanted to help in donating, but i was so short of words and did not know what to say..

Please if you Love me like you say you do, as for me i do Love you and will be with you if you want, but i need you to understand all i have been saying ok.. you are not making me beleive you ..

I will want you love to go send the money today , i am so so sorry if i have insulted you in anyway, love is forgiving and i want you to forgive me.. i will wait to hear from you again..thanks and may God bless you...

Your True Love..Omolede.

Sorry ain't good enough, reverend!

As I said, I want a hand written apology. You hurt me very deeply, my love. I do want to help the mission, as long as I know that you are sincere.

Hello sister Jaun,

i have done what you said and i want you to know that i mean every ord in the apology letter, i hope you will send the money today, its so dull here and the weather is cold, becos it is raining so much, i was in the rain when i came to the cyber cafe to check my email and read what you sent.. i will wait to here from you, am sorry..what does wolf hawks at dawn mean ? let me know so i willl not make same mistake..

your true love... omolede

It gives me great pleasure to show you his literary masterpiece!

Thank you, my love. I knew you wouldn't abandon me! Why do you keep talking about wolves?
Your Love,
Sister Juanette Boll.

hello sister jaun,

thanks am glad you could email me back , i talked about it cos of the email you sent to me.. lets forget about that, hunnie why will you not want to send the money to the missionary work project again, please i really want to know if you will do this, please go send the money today if you want to help the mission cos i do not understand you anymore love.. love you promised and said you will help the missionary project, that was why we contacted you, please the other memebers are asking me about your donation, please say if you still want to help or not, if you want to , please go send the money and get back to me with the mtcn number and your details your full name, addrrss, amount you send.. here my details again..

receiver's name:- omolede joseph
receiver's adddress :- papa ajao , lagos nigeria 23401 hunnie i need you to go send the money today, if you dont i guess you do not love me and will not want to help the missionary project.. all my love..
omolede

I shall send the money today, my love.
Tell me, am I beautiful?
Juanette Boll

Hello sister jaun Love,

thanks am glad you said you will, i will wait to hear from you with the western union details..YES you are very beautiful,and i like the cloth you wear putting on, i wish we will be together after the mission project is done.. i cannot wait, thats why i need you to help the mission on time so we can get on with our relationship and i can come to you soonest... thanks again love, the missionary memebers will be so happy to get the money for the building..

love you

omolede

I have made the payment, my love. I hope we can be together soon. Have you made flight arrangements yet? I have scanned the Western Union reciept. You can download it at the link I am providing. My computer is rather old so it may take awhile to download, just give it time my love. http://img119.imageshack.us/my.php?image=westernunionub5.gif
Sister Juanette Boll

That 'download' is not a downlaod at all. It is a GIF that take 20 minutes to complete, then says download failed when it's all over and done with!

Sister Juanette Boll,

Good , i am so happy to hear that you have sent the money, the mission will be so glad to hear that, hunnie the download was so stressful and we could not get it all done.. what i will need you to do will be to write and fill them accordingly like you have them filled out on the recepit and get back to me with the below details,like

mtcn number 10 digits.....?

sender's name.....?

sender's address.....?

receiver's name.....?

receiver's address.....?

amount sent.....?

text question.....?

answer.....?

I will also need you to know that we are so greatful for this, please know that God will supply your needs so much that you will never lack in any way..

my love, i have not in any way travelled outside my country, and this wil be my very first time i will get on a plane, i just go on car and buses...once we get the money i will have to travell to the vilage for one day and come back so i can give the mission the money and the project wil continue..

hunnie like i said , once you have helped the missionary project to about 80% done, and the people can have a place to pray and worship, then i will have to make all plans and get the visa and buy air tickets so i can come to you for the rest of my life...but hunnie i want you to know that i have two kids already and they are in the boarding house, but we can always send money to then while am with you.. after there schollling they can come join us, or will you want me to come with them?

my love, i will wait for you to get back to me with the details above, i will wait till i hear fro you before going to the village for sunday service..thanks alot and may God bless you, and bless our relationship...hunnie i want to trust you not to cheat on my, cos i will be so heart broken if you do so ....

All My Love..

Your Love...Omolede

All the info was in the attached file. It may take a little while to download, but everything you need is there. Please do try again, just wait it out.
Sister Juanette Boll

Sister Juanette Boll,

thanks but why can't you just fill out what i listed, it will not take you any time, please the time to download is so much time and our time may nnot be eough to get it downloaded , why not just pleae for heavens sakes fill out the listed details and get back to me.. it will not take you time..please do this my love... i will wait to hear from you again..

He then lists all the required payment info yet again! Once again, I am omiting it.

Please calm down, my love. Do not get angry with me. I have tried another way, it should download instantly this way: http://img135.imageshack.us/my.php?image=westernunionreciept2mj2.gif
That should be very fast.
Your love,

Don't worry! That is NOT a virus. It is another GIF that is mearly made to make people sweat. It will NOT harm your computer.

Hello Sister Juanette Boll,

Happy Sunday to you in the name of our Lord ... thanks for the meesage, but baby i am not mad at you or angry, but to be hinest i think you do not know what is going on, we cannot download what you sent, please understand and know that we cannot.. why or what will it take you to just fill those little details,it will not take you 2 minutes i know, since you say my love that you have sent the money and the recepit is with you, why not fill out what i have asked you to , please don't send anymore links for the mission, it will not be downloaded... the last link you sent was a virus, please my love, don't hurt me with this, if you know you have not or is not rady to help the mission i will understand, but please be honest and lets know what is going on... if you have sent the money like you said, please fill out the little details and get back to us... hunnie it rained here so much and the service was done under the rain, please don't give the mission hopes you cannot accomplish... if you have sent the money , do fill and send the details we listed.. i remian yur love, if you love me you will not hurt me ok... i want to love you more than words could say, and more than thought could imagine....i wait to hear from you my sweet love..

He then lists the required info again! I decided to give him some fake info...

As you wish my love...
mtcn number 10 digits.....9367592374

sender's name.....Juanette Boll

sender's address.....350 Fifth Avenue,Manhattan, New York, NY 10118

receiver's name.....Omolede Joseph

receiver's address.....Papa Ajao , Lagos, Nigeria, 23401

amount sent.....$2500 USD

text question.....Who do I own?

answer.....You

Your sweet love,
Sister Juanette Boll.

That address is for the empire state building. Note: That is not my actual house...suprisingly...

Hello Hunnie,
thanks but i want you to please track the details you gave me,when i tracked it at the western union, this was what it showed me ..

'' W0131 We do not have an order with the provided information. Please verify your information and click Check Status.''

Please love, it will be so nice of you to please track the money at http://www.westernunion.com/ , i was told to do so before going to the bank, so i can verify truely but to my surprise the money is not there... please check the number you sent to me and track it, if its there you will be told,its ready for pick up...Please hunnie i want you to know that i am not happy with all this, why will you keep hurting me all the time with this, are you sure you want to help the mission ? am sure you do not... why will you send money and it cannot be tracked please verify this... i do not want to get into trouble when i go collect the money,..please get back to me...am not happy with you my love..take care and God bles you..

your love omolede...

He is really get suspicious now...

Calm down my love. Your hurting me very much with your cruel evil words. I sent you the wrong number, I am sorry. I have never used Western Union before, I looked at the wrong paper. The number is 1023689749. Calm down. Do not get angry with me. It will make me angry. You wont like me when I am angry.
Your angry love,

hunnie you are the one hurting me, why are you doing this, i have tracked this and it is the same, its late here and i have to go , why dont you track it yourself.. you are not being honest ... and God is the judge ...it is the same, no such numbers exits in there website..

omolede

I sent several replies (all very random) but sadly, I have not heard back from the reverend. This was my most enjoyable bait yet. I hope you had as much fun reading it, as I did doing it.